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[pertinacious]

[DUN DUN DUUUUUN! A masked vigilante appears on the screen. She has some very blonde hair and-- are those bat ears? She's also talking a mile a minute.]

Okay, so.... okay. We're obviously on a ship. In... space? With assigned numbers and communication devices. This would be a lot cooler if I knew the why and the how and the potential dangers. Mostly the why. Anybody get a 'why' yet? Not expecting something for nothing here, so...

Hey! I'm Batgirl. Would anyone mind giving me a tour?

Comments

Arrowpunch to your FACE

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, not everyone can be so awesome they don't need to name themselves after someone.

arrowjust cuz you're jealous doesn't mean arrowlock can happen STOP TRYING TO MAKE ARROWLOCK HAPPEN

[unfiltrating]

You all right over there? Your head fitting through doors okay?

OH IT'S A THING NOW ARROWLOCK 1000000%

[totallyhisniece]

Hey, don't get all pissy at me just because there's another Bat in the Batfamily.

WOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL MATH

[unfiltrating]

There's not another Bat! He doesn't NEED another Bat!

And then their broship ended over arrowlock. It's just that powerful

[totallyhisniece]

...

Okay. She's probably still just messed up after the jump, we'll just tell her to wear something else and kick her ass if we need to.

"what's so great about batlock HMM arrowlock is just as cute as batlock"

[unfiltrating]

Look, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it, okay? No ass-kicking necessary.

Totally traught. I promise.

and everyone should totally just STAB BATLOCK

[totallyhisniece]

Good. Let me know how it turns out.

artemis crock... had cracked.

[unfiltrating]

Trust me. You'll be the first.

ihu :(

[totallyhisniece]

I think she's on drugs, take your druggie repellent spray.

ilu2

[unfiltrating]

I'm never telling you about shark repellent again.