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[pertinacious]

[DUN DUN DUUUUUN! A masked vigilante appears on the screen. She has some very blonde hair and-- are those bat ears? She's also talking a mile a minute.]

Okay, so.... okay. We're obviously on a ship. In... space? With assigned numbers and communication devices. This would be a lot cooler if I knew the why and the how and the potential dangers. Mostly the why. Anybody get a 'why' yet? Not expecting something for nothing here, so...

Hey! I'm Batgirl. Would anyone mind giving me a tour?

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[text]

[pertinacious]

[Not sure if should be... divulging such informations.]

Are you a friend of his?

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

icy acquaintance. There's an 'evil' version of me in his world, as it were.

[text]

[pertinacious]

... not 100% on the same-world thing? got a few theories.

who is this!? whats your name?!

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

Dr. Jonathan Crane. Apparently the me in your universe is hellbent on destroying Gotham or something.

[text]

[pertinacious]

[......................... well shit.]

Something like that.

So where you're from, there is JUST Batman and you don't want to destroy Gotham. Good to know.

[Doesn't mean she's trusting you any time soon.]

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

I think he's a nuisance to taxpayers everywhere with all of his destruction of property and that it's a bit silly he dresses up like a bat at night, but no, I don't intend to harm the general populace.

[text]

[pertinacious]

What's worth more? Innocent lives or easily-repaired property?

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

What he's doing for Gotham is admirable, but I'm still of the fact that he should just join the police force. It would certainly make my job a lot easier.

[text]

[pertinacious]

Your job... working at Arkham?

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

Correct.

[text]

[pertinacious]

right. And how's that going for you? Do you like your job?

I bet it's a real scream.

[Crane.... she knows. She just knows you're not legit.]

[text]

[notmydiagnosis]

[ Holy shit. It's a good thing you can't see Crane's face, he is actually genuinely speechless. ]

A job is a job. At least I'm doing what I love.

[ Take that as you will. ]