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[pertinacious]

[DUN DUN DUUUUUN! A masked vigilante appears on the screen. She has some very blonde hair and-- are those bat ears? She's also talking a mile a minute.]

Okay, so.... okay. We're obviously on a ship. In... space? With assigned numbers and communication devices. This would be a lot cooler if I knew the why and the how and the potential dangers. Mostly the why. Anybody get a 'why' yet? Not expecting something for nothing here, so...

Hey! I'm Batgirl. Would anyone mind giving me a tour?

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[Video]

[pertinacious]

Quit being a jerk!

[It's been a really emotional day, okay?! And all these teens are calling her imaginary and pulling at her heart strings-- Steph just really needs to pick a fight with text-man. Through video.]

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[lethalforce]

[lol nope; though he is stalking the shit out of your whole post here Steph]

Don't you think if answers were that easy to come by they'd be readily available?

[Video]

[pertinacious]

[What? NO! STOP IT! Dammit, Jason! She's still trying to figure out the damn technology.]

Doesn't hurt to ask nicely. Catch more flies with honey. Not... that I want flies. Or have honey.

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[lethalforce]

Put those detective skills to work Batgirl.

[Video]

[pertinacious]

[Okay, this face? This is a shock and awe and semi-realization face. This is not a face she likes to make that often. Or... ever.

He knows, too. Not just who she is, but what she does. That's why he's hassling her! And the fact that she knows that HE knows is written all over her face before she can stop herself.]

[Video]

[lethalforce]

Careful your face might get stuck that way.

[just wait till you meet everyone else who knows what batman is...]

[Video]

[pertinacious]

Cute. Real mature.

[She almost thinks of Damian, but he doesn't speak like a tiny, medieval knight.]

You wanna settle this in person by any chance?

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[lethalforce]

Now why would I want to do that?

[pertinacious]

Because I'm guessing it's going to be a less than joyful reunion and I doubt you want to talk out in the open.

[lethalforce]

We're talking right now.

[pertinacious]

I'm done talking.

[You can bet she's gonna find you eventually, Jason.]

[lethalforce]

Did I hurt your feelings?

At least I'm not trying to convince you you aren't real.

[pertinacious]

One thing in your favour. Just one.

You're not hurting my feelings, just annoying the hell out of me. Maybe your helmet's on too tight and it's just holding all your crazy in but letting all the irritating leak out!

[She's gonna look sooooo stupid if she's wrong, but whatever. Throwing that guess out there so he'll shut up.]

[lethalforce]

[touché Batgirl!! it's a wicked good guess, and lets him put some faith in you, actually. not that he's going to admit to it.]

It's okay to admit it. I won't tell.

[pertinacious]

[Sionis is too crass. Real villains wouldn't give her the time of day. It was either Jason Todd or one of the reapers.]

Wow. Thanks.

[One of these days, she will find a way to harness that sarcasm and use it as a weapon.]

[lethalforce]

Any time.