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[DUN DUN DUUUUUN! A masked vigilante appears on the screen. She has some very blonde hair and-- are those bat ears? She's also talking a mile a minute.]

Okay, so.... okay. We're obviously on a ship. In... space? With assigned numbers and communication devices. This would be a lot cooler if I knew the why and the how and the potential dangers. Mostly the why. Anybody get a 'why' yet? Not expecting something for nothing here, so...

Hey! I'm Batgirl. Would anyone mind giving me a tour?

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Oh. My. God.

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... is there a problem?

[Please don't tell her she doesn't exist! She can't take it anymore!]

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You're Batgirl.
Like. The real. Oh my god this is-

This is like the coolest thing that has ever happened to me in the history of ever!

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[Best. Day. EVER.]

If you're not just humouring me right now to get my hopes up and then crush them completely like the rest, then THANKS! I'm not that awesome.

[Okay, she's a little awesome. Ego boost ftw!] What's your name?

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Um. You're like, a crime fighting goddess who saves Gotham, other heroes, and us normal boring people on a daily basis. While wearing heels. You have awesome pretty solidly covered.


-I'm Hayley.

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[GODDESS? Hayley, you're her new favourite person in the entire universe.]

Uh-- well... I'm just doing my job. But seriously, thank you. It... it really means a lot.

[Okay, Steph. Play it cool. Make a sweet-ass recovery of awesome!] So does anyone need saving around here on a daily basis? Or can I try for early retirement?

[... That was your idea of awesome? LAME!]

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Well...

[ her brows crease, and one hand lifts to rub at the back of her neck. ] I guess it's kinda. Complicated.

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I don't like the sound of that... complicated how? Are you okay?!

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[ her hands lift into a look of surrender before they end up sort of- waving around uselessly ]

No no, I'm fine. But like- some creepy shenanigans get down on this ship, that's all.

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Creepy. Shenanigans. [What. the. hell!?]

That-- I might need details.

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Um, like a month ago, people kept getting stuck all alone in paradoxical hallways and no one could find us? And then some random door appeared with like, skeletons and free food and messages written in blood.

And then before that a passenger was going around attacking people to eat their life force or something.

It's been kinda quiet though lately? Like. After the big blue alien dude tried to start a mutiny and set a bunch of robots after everyone, so I'm kinda wondering how long it'll be before the shit hits the fan again.

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[Great. Dropped into a big bowl of crazy, seriously far from home and pretty much on her own out here.

Good thing she doesn't know when to give up.]

If it does, you call me. Okay? Anything shady or not good, you call me.

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[ the hint of a smile as she nods ]

I'll try to jimmy-rig a batsignal around here.