Kate Bishop (
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[ The camera is met with an angry-looking Kate, one angle of her jaw flexing as teeth clench. Her forearms are folded on the tabletop in front of her and she leans her weight onto them. The way she launches right in gives the impression she's been holding back this bad mood for a while before giving in. ]
Okay, so first of all, whoever stole my bow at the jump: bring it back. It's a cheap piece of crap anyway and it's not like we have arrows laying around but it's the only one I have here and there aren't any more in the armory and it's not exactly an inconspicuous weapon so what are you even going to do with it without me finding you?? Seriously, just bring it back before you damage it somehow and I promise I won't hit you with it no matter how tempted I am.
And speaking of people around here being total assholes [ Because whatever, she's started now and trying to make her no-hitting promise sincere just has the frustration shunting off into another topic, ], is someone turning people into animals seriously allowed now? That's just a thing we're cool with, going to let that slide on by, no brig time involved? [ She's not generally a very animated speaker but her hands twist off the table into the air into a 'seriously?' gesture. ] FYI never annoy this Gold guy because I guess he can just turn you into a cat if he feels like it and nobody will ever do anything. If I disappear after posting this be on the look-out for new pets wandering around or something. On second thought maybe that'd be a nice change from this place's bullshit for a while. Gold, if you're watching, just make it a dog or a bird or something, alright? Cool.
[ It's hard to make a dramatic exit on a touch-screen device but she pushes the STOP button as abruptly as she can anyway. Hawkeye out. Nope, wait, spoke too soon. It starts up again after a second just long enough for her to shout: ]
And bring me back my god damn bow!
[ Okay, now it's done. ]
Okay, so first of all, whoever stole my bow at the jump: bring it back. It's a cheap piece of crap anyway and it's not like we have arrows laying around but it's the only one I have here and there aren't any more in the armory and it's not exactly an inconspicuous weapon so what are you even going to do with it without me finding you?? Seriously, just bring it back before you damage it somehow and I promise I won't hit you with it no matter how tempted I am.
And speaking of people around here being total assholes [ Because whatever, she's started now and trying to make her no-hitting promise sincere just has the frustration shunting off into another topic, ], is someone turning people into animals seriously allowed now? That's just a thing we're cool with, going to let that slide on by, no brig time involved? [ She's not generally a very animated speaker but her hands twist off the table into the air into a 'seriously?' gesture. ] FYI never annoy this Gold guy because I guess he can just turn you into a cat if he feels like it and nobody will ever do anything. If I disappear after posting this be on the look-out for new pets wandering around or something. On second thought maybe that'd be a nice change from this place's bullshit for a while. Gold, if you're watching, just make it a dog or a bird or something, alright? Cool.
[ It's hard to make a dramatic exit on a touch-screen device but she pushes the STOP button as abruptly as she can anyway. Hawkeye out. Nope, wait, spoke too soon. It starts up again after a second just long enough for her to shout: ]
And bring me back my god damn bow!
[ Okay, now it's done. ]
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I fear that this is the first time any of us have heard of the incident in question. I will not waste your time with repeating that old source of frustration for us - that we cannot do anything about incidents that go unreported - and instead simply ask that you give more details.
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[And now she's getting called out on a public feed like SEC are the incompetents here, thanks Derek.]
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I'll keep my eyes out. You want me to break a couple fingers if I figure out who?
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Probably no finger-breaking unless they're going to hurt people with it, but thanks.
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I hope you haven't been turned into a cat by now. I can't imagine cats would do very well if we went into zero gravity.
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You're on Team Perugia for recon this month, right? I'm so glad this is our introduction. [ She is so good at life today. ]
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[ It's a little bit hilarious. Not really the ammo he was hoping would surface against Rumplestiltskin, though, so the echo's more skeptical than amused. ]
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So you're Captain Hook? On Team Perugia? [ She seems a little surprised. ]
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[Or maybe steer clear of, because whatever magic turns a werewolf and a vampire into two little mewling kittens is not something to get tangled up in.
Then again, it was hilarious! And on a better day, he might just keep that to himself, but anything goes, right now.]
Thanks for the announcement.
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[this is your daily reminder that stiles is an asshole.]
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You find out a guy is turning people into animals and your response is to publicly bait him? Yeah, that's helping.
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I'm afraid I don't take requests, dearie.
[Unless you want to pay for them.]
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Good to know. Just straight cats then, or whatever you feel like at the time? Or is there some sort of personality-matching spirit animal type thing involved?
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If it was a piece of crap anyway just build another one and don't bother all of us with your problems.
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I hope you get your bow back.
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And thank you, I appreciate it. I'm Kate. You're new to the ship? I noticed your number. [ The 031 >> tends to give it away. ]
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