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[ Oh dear. That's rather a grumpy face on the other end of the feed. It's the face of a telepath with a pounding headache - not nearly as bad as he would have imagined, given the circumstances, but still rather bothersome, all the same. There is a great deal of exasperation in his voice as he speaks, as if he's a parent reprimanding an errant child that keeps making the same mistake over and over again. ]

I would like to state for the record that this "jumpsuit" is an absolute travesty. I have no intention of wearing it for extended periods of time- [ the bare shoulders visible in shot should be some indication of this ] -and God knows I am incredibly hopeful that in time it might be possible to find some alternative clothing that isn't nearly as criminal as this. I'm practically offended.

[ A brief pause, another faint wince as the headache throbs. ]

In any case, I suppose it was about time to make proper use of this little device. Good day, fellow captives, I hope you're all as delighted as I am by your existence upon this ship. My name is John Buchanan, but you may call me Oxford instead - it doesn't sound nearly quite as dull. [ He smiles, just a tad, and it's unclear why. Maybe at his little jab at his given name, maybe at something else. ]

Finally, a small request; if anyone has some ibuprofen, I'd be much obliged and indebted if they could perhaps share it before my skull cracks in half.

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[zouichi.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not planning on waltzing around in your underwear.

[jedimindkink.livejournal.com]

I most certainly am if this- [ he points to something nearby, presumably the jumpsuit ] -is the only other option I have.

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Is it really that awful? I mean, it's just a jumpsuit. At least it's not alive.

[Because that happened. The living clothes thing.]

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[ this is just a little wolf whistle. sup, oxford. ]

Clothes I can't help you on, but Advil I have.

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[ And somehow Oxford's headache already seems to be improving. Who'd have thought it. ]

You do? In that case, Miss Sommers, you and I are now even. [ He smiles, broadly and easily. ] I provide the alcohol, you provide the painkillers.

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[puppydogeyes]

it's a uniform. they're meant to be practical, not pretty. don't get your panties in a wad

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[goingsilent.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with John Buchanan? I think it has a ring to it.

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[Eridan holds his hands up like he's just heard someone say something that he agrees with emphatically.]

Fuckin' finally, someone agrees wwith me about these fuckin' things!

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[ Oh gosh, well that's a reaction and a half, but Oxford smiles nonetheless. ]

They're greatly lacking, are they not? I've never quite understood the future's obsession with removing all originality and luxury from whatever possible.

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[force-killer.livejournal.com]

I've had much worse uniforms than this one. Though I suppose we can't stop you if you'd rather just be in your undergarments.

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[jedimindkink.livejournal.com]

Worse? I dare not think about what might be worse than these. [ Exasperated melodrama, it's second nature to Oxford. ] No, I'd like to think you can't. Or perhaps I will bother someone with my near nakedness enough for us to be provided with something more tasteful.

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

[ Suddenly: posh explosion. "Oxford"? O-kay, sure thing. ]

I dunno—I think the uniforms are pretty sexy. [ Connor would, though. Space swag and all that. (He's totally wearing one.) NO REGRETS. ]

If you didn't see another set of clothing in your locker, you're probably out of luck. Sorry, mate.

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I feel that your overall definition of "sexy" may be, in that case, somewhat frightening. [ Only slightly unimpressed, he's a little too tired to poke excessive amounts of fun at men and their weird fetishes. ] I have been allowed one of my suits, and sadly I don't think that would last me very long here.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know exactly what you mean, dear! It is such a relief to hear so many others have the same problem with it I do! Of course, this will mean more work for me once I find a sewing machine and some fabric, but it will be more than worth it if I know everyone will be thankful to have something decent to wear.

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[jedimindkink.livejournal.com]

[ Ah.




How exactly does one respond to such a... sparkly seeming personality. ]

You hope you make clothes for everyone? That's bound to be quite a feat, though certainly an admirable ambition.

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[starked]

i've seen people wear willingly worse. and they actually call themselves functioning members of society. you seem like a suit man, to be honest.

...and as for the ibuprofen, afraid that i'm fresh out, but hey, provided anyone can get drunk on this hunk of metal, i'm sure someone will find some eventually.

[ if not, the entirety of the tranquility will be at the mercy of tony whining. so best to hope someone does. ]

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[statsraaden]

Well, I wouldn't mind it, if it weren't black.

I'm Stats. Nice to meet you.

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The colour is the least of my worries. [ He raises a brow, though. ] I'd have thought that black was quite a harmless choice. Basic, dull and uninteresting... slimming as well, I suppose, if that sort of thing bothers you.

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[mindsext.livejournal.com]

why 'Oxford' exactly.

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