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ataraxion2011-12-09 01:17 am
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[ Oh dear. That's rather a grumpy face on the other end of the feed. It's the face of a telepath with a pounding headache - not nearly as bad as he would have imagined, given the circumstances, but still rather bothersome, all the same. There is a great deal of exasperation in his voice as he speaks, as if he's a parent reprimanding an errant child that keeps making the same mistake over and over again. ]
I would like to state for the record that this "jumpsuit" is an absolute travesty. I have no intention of wearing it for extended periods of time- [ the bare shoulders visible in shot should be some indication of this ] -and God knows I am incredibly hopeful that in time it might be possible to find some alternative clothing that isn't nearly as criminal as this. I'm practically offended.
[ A brief pause, another faint wince as the headache throbs. ]
In any case, I suppose it was about time to make proper use of this little device. Good day, fellow captives, I hope you're all as delighted as I am by your existence upon this ship. My name is John Buchanan, but you may call me Oxford instead - it doesn't sound nearly quite as dull. [ He smiles, just a tad, and it's unclear why. Maybe at his little jab at his given name, maybe at something else. ]
Finally, a small request; if anyone has some ibuprofen, I'd be much obliged and indebted if they could perhaps share it before my skull cracks in half.
I would like to state for the record that this "jumpsuit" is an absolute travesty. I have no intention of wearing it for extended periods of time- [ the bare shoulders visible in shot should be some indication of this ] -and God knows I am incredibly hopeful that in time it might be possible to find some alternative clothing that isn't nearly as criminal as this. I'm practically offended.
[ A brief pause, another faint wince as the headache throbs. ]
In any case, I suppose it was about time to make proper use of this little device. Good day, fellow captives, I hope you're all as delighted as I am by your existence upon this ship. My name is John Buchanan, but you may call me Oxford instead - it doesn't sound nearly quite as dull. [ He smiles, just a tad, and it's unclear why. Maybe at his little jab at his given name, maybe at something else. ]
Finally, a small request; if anyone has some ibuprofen, I'd be much obliged and indebted if they could perhaps share it before my skull cracks in half.

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[ Just give him a moment; when he switches the video feed on, he is leaning in close, with a broad, wildly amused smile. A slight pause - and then he takes a few steps back. Fairly broad shoulders, toned and muscular abdomen from years of looking after himself and then several years of running around being a bit 007. And, lo and behold, underwear. As promised. ]
Satisfied?
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Ew, [ he manages between laughs. ] Ewwwwwww.
TMI, TMI.
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You asked for it.
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Uncle!
[ Enough, enough. His hands return to the keys and there's text again. Obviously, Mouse prefers it. ]
[ Badum-ching. ]
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[ He's joking, don't even. ]
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[ After a moment, he sends another message. ]
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[ He feels as though this spaceship might cause some of his old bad habits to resurface, but at the moment he's not sure if he cares. ]
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[ Cambridge will be sorry she didn't make friends with you. ]
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