Marty Mikalski (
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ataraxion2014-03-08 10:38 pm
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So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news.
[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]
So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:

[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]
I present to you:
Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!
Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.
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They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones.
Promise.
[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]

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That's genius.
Why didn't I think of that? It was right there.
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[He is in zero state for the network, pls to be having weed chips.]
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You in need of some marijuana love??
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You can bake pot into chips?
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Well, yeah. Pot is my expertise. That and rigging electronics to my bidding.
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No actual robots, though.
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Are you gonna taste-test my goodies, Ms. Polk?
Not as sexy as it sounds, but still.
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What is it? All of it, m'sieur? Chips, Medical Marijuana... I've never heard of them before.
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But Marijuana, so nice, it's also polite to inform.]
Ummmm... Chips are these thin potato slivers that taste super awesome. And Marijuana is a kind of plant that makes you high when you smoke it. Also kind of helpful in some regards, like with nausea and pain.
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Dibs. On however many batches I can get. [ Because seriously she's missed potato chips so much. ]
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THIS THREAD PAINS ME NOW but i will tag until it's finished X(
bless ye
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It's a type of plant that one can smoke like tobacco. But it's not as horrible for you, and can be used to treat certain ailments. It does make you a little airheaded for a few hours, though.
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The Hutts ran all kinds of drug cartels and the Hutts also controlled Tatooine so there was always access, it was just a matter of who had the funds. Being poor farm kids meant it didn't happen often and neither Luke nor his friends ever started bad habits, but there was definitely an experience or two.
He may not know what marijuana is specifically but he knows enough to get the gist by context.]
Is this an effort to make it more subtle or more palatable? Or both? Wait, nevermind, just-- what is this stuff exactly?
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But I'll run out of chips eventually, so there's at least light at the end of the high tunnel.
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Well shit.
That's genius.
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Genius? You flatterer, you. Next you're gonna talk about my eyes.
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I'd prefer being the 'pioneer of my time' or something whimsical.
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... I suppose this is what happens when you have all the time in the world.
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What better thing to spend all the time in the world on?
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