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[foolproofed]

 
So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news. 

[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]

So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:



[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]

I present to you:

Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!

Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.

[....]

They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones. 

Promise.

[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]

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[needsheadphones]

Why not "Marty's Medical Marijuana Munchies"? If you're going for alliteration.

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[foolproofed]

....

[Squint.]

That's genius.

Why didn't I think of that? It was right there.

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[sleuthtastic]

[ Mouth. Opening and closing. Like fish.

And then, just—

This. Face? ]

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[foolproofed]

[BRIGHT AND PROUD SMILE.]

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[handelaar]

Where

[He is in zero state for the network, pls to be having weed chips.]

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[foolproofed]

Floor 17 kitchen.

You in need of some marijuana love??

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[coffeeking]

Do you do delivery?

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[foolproofed]

I could, potentially.

You that messed up?

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[sweetmotherofgod]

Jesus, you actually did it. And better than I expected!

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[foolproofed]

Of course! Once I put my mind to something I persevere.

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[unbalancer]

[ of everything she expects to see in space, actual aliens, some crazy science and future technology not withstanding, this is not one of them. so she just gives this face... with a little more hair. ]

You can bake pot into chips?

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[foolproofed]

[He nods sagely.]

Well, yeah. Pot is my expertise. That and rigging electronics to my bidding.

...

No actual robots, though.

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[catatonics]

[ just. this face, marty. this face. she loves you a lot, basically, is what i'm saying. ]

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[foolproofed]

[SMILE SMILE SMILE]

Are you gonna taste-test my goodies, Ms. Polk?

Not as sexy as it sounds, but still.

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[jondrette]

[Eponine isn't really sure how this video thing works, and the whole thing is just... Well, it's magic to her, alright? Completely and totally magic. And apparently, so are these chips.

Cautiously, Eponine speaks.]

What is it? All of it, m'sieur? Chips, Medical Marijuana... I've never heard of them before.

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[foolproofed]

[Omg, Eponine, are you trying to make him feel like a drug dealer in a Just Say No commercial. He's not supposed to explain weed, it just makes him look like he needs to wear a stalker trench coat and sell stuff.

But Marijuana, so nice, it's also polite to inform.]

Ummmm... Chips are these thin potato slivers that taste super awesome. And Marijuana is a kind of plant that makes you high when you smoke it. Also kind of helpful in some regards, like with nausea and pain.

[gothchicklit]

[ Marijuana chips definitely sound... interesting. Not necessarily an item October would think to put pot in, but hey, she's all for it. Besides, those do look really fucking good. Also, she's incredibly glad to see Marty up and about and still alive. But she'll try to keep that from showing too much and instead focus on what he's broadcasting about. ]

Dibs. On however many batches I can get. [ Because seriously she's missed potato chips so much. ]

[foolproofed]

Right now I'm limiting it to one bowl a guest, but you'll always be on my list for the next batch.

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[coy]

How... do I get these?

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[foolproofed]

Showing up and being generally okay with drug use of the kush kind?

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[chambermaid]

[ and in comes the clueless medieval-ton. here's your chance marty.] What is medical marijuana?

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[foolproofed]

[oh no more of them!!!]

It's a type of plant that one can smoke like tobacco. But it's not as horrible for you, and can be used to treat certain ailments. It does make you a little airheaded for a few hours, though.

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[last_ofthe_jedi]

[Medicinal. So that's what they're calling it these days. Luke's never heard of marijuana before but that's only because where he comes from it's called something else. Back on Tatooine no one ever bothered with calling it medicinal or making up some other excuse to get high, they just did it because what the hell else was there do to? Go bantha tipping? Piss off an alien with a death sentence in twelve systems?

The Hutts ran all kinds of drug cartels and the Hutts also controlled Tatooine so there was always access, it was just a matter of who had the funds. Being poor farm kids meant it didn't happen often and neither Luke nor his friends ever started bad habits, but there was definitely an experience or two.

He may not know what marijuana is specifically but he knows enough to get the gist by context.]

Is this an effort to make it more subtle or more palatable? Or both? Wait, nevermind, just-- what is this stuff exactly?

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[foolproofed]

It's weed. I'm starting to notice there's a lot of people on board who've been without weed in their lives.

[a tragedy.]

[andblockbuster]

The question is do they cure the munchies after or do you just wanna eat more potato chips and it's like an endless cycle?

[foolproofed]

That is the question, my friend.

But I'll run out of chips eventually, so there's at least light at the end of the high tunnel.

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[endureandsurvive]

what

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[foolproofed]

what what?

[askedtobe]

Think I can even get behind this one.

[foolproofed]

My hero. Good to know you got my back if the big muscular anti-weed warriors come knocking at my door.

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[enlistments]

Really. The good lieutenant failed to mention that these salted snacks also possess healing properties.

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[boogiewoogiebugleboy]

I think that depends on what you categorize as healing.

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[extrabraincells]

[ The screen is going to be moving around a for a little bit. Like some dudes grandfather who'd forgotten to turn the camera off on the walk home. But forgive Peter. This is sort of a new thing for him.

The point was his face was going to appear after a few moments of random flashes,the camera bouncing this way and that way. The gypsy's eyes narrowed at the screen when he finally managed to get it the right way up. ]

Well shit.

That's genius.

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[foolproofed]

[havin' some trouble there bro]

Genius? You flatterer, you. Next you're gonna talk about my eyes.

[nightblogs]

You are. A god.

[foolproofed]

Oh god, no. Gods usually end up being super uncool and snobby.

I'd prefer being the 'pioneer of my time' or something whimsical.

[briefly]

[she sounds as horribly tired as she feels.]

... I suppose this is what happens when you have all the time in the world.

[foolproofed]

Well, yeah.


What better thing to spend all the time in the world on?

[kutte]

Marty, you're a fucking genius. So what's the going rate?

[foolproofed]

Going rate? Just don't beat me up any time in the future and don't let any monsters eat me if you can help it, and you're free to a bowl.

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[allbloodyhail]

Know you already know this, but you're a genius, you are.

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[foolproofed]

Domo arigatou. I take it that means you're interested in a serving yourself?