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So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news.

[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]

So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:

[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]

I present to you:

Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!

Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.

[....]

They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones.

Promise.

[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]

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Something tells me that that's not out of the norm for you. Have you eaten your own chips lately?

How rude! I didn't need chips to get high!

[He grins like a doofus.]

Totally not high today, though. Or I'd have never gotten this shit done.

[ It's hard not to grin back at him. ]

Sorry for suggesting it.

[That's because he's totes charming.]

Not a problem. I'm very forgiving.

... Who'm I forgiving, exactly?

[gurl whats ur name]

You do seem forgiving.

You're forgiving me. Obviously. Bonnie. My name is Bonnie. And you're Marty.

Bonnie. It's been a pleasure.

You've got chips with your name on them if you're ever feeling peckish.

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