Video. (just a little while after the jump)

[foolproofed]

 
So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news. 

[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]

So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:



[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]

I present to you:

Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!

Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.

[....]

They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones. 

Promise.

[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]

Comments

video;

[needsheadphones]

Why not "Marty's Medical Marijuana Munchies"? If you're going for alliteration.

video;

[foolproofed]

....

[Squint.]

That's genius.

Why didn't I think of that? It was right there.

video;

[sleuthtastic]

[ Mouth. Opening and closing. Like fish.

And then, just—

This. Face? ]

video;

[foolproofed]

[BRIGHT AND PROUD SMILE.]

video; 1/3

[sleuthtastic]

2/3

[sleuthtastic]

3/3

[sleuthtastic]

[ ... ]

Can I call you the Dude? [ LOW VOICE IMPRESSION: ] You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

video;

[needsheadphones]

You're too close to the project. It happens sometimes.

[foolproofed]

... Can I be the Dude?

I'm usually McFly, but that's good, too.

video;

[foolproofed]

Got tunnel vision.


I had to cut a lot of potatoes.

[sleuthtastic]

But seriously folks.

[ She leans in a little closer to the screen. ]

Does galactic law allow the consumption of illegal goods?

text;

[handelaar]

Where

[He is in zero state for the network, pls to be having weed chips.]

[foolproofed]

Sure? It's medicinal and it's not like you can get a prescription for that in a place where we have like 1.5 doctors who have no clue where half the med bay supplies come from.

video;

[needsheadphones]

Your mind went numb.

So did you just, like... season them with the pot?

text;

[foolproofed]

Floor 17 kitchen.

You in need of some marijuana love??

video;

[foolproofed]

Stoner secret. But oh, the things I've learned.

[He leans in intensely.]

Marijuana french fries.

[sleuthtastic]

[ As much as Veronica doesn't agree with this surfer dude mj work ethic, he has a point. One that she's seen first hand, too, especially after what happened when she exposed it.

So— ]

Any idea if it'll actually work on space-nausea? [ Or is that like regular nausea? ]

[foolproofed]

I think they'll work, yeah. I almost never get space nausea because I'm always high, so.

[Definitely.]

They work for my back pain. People hurling should be no prob.

text;

[handelaar]

[HIS ANSWER... takes a while. Mostly because he's debating whether to even answer and partly because he's making scrunchy faces over the phrase "marijuana love".]

Don't call it that

text;

[foolproofed]

what why not

[sleuthtastic]

[ Miming a hand gesture + bow: ]

And the world thanks you for your ingenuity, Duderino.

[handelaar]

It sounds stupid

video;

[coffeeking]

Do you do delivery?

video;

[foolproofed]

I could, potentially.

You that messed up?

[foolproofed]

but it combines two of the best things in the world