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ataraxion2014-03-08 10:38 pm
foolproofed) wrote in ataraxion2014-03-08 10:38 pm
Video. (just a little while after the jump)
So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news.
[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]
So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:
[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]
I present to you:
Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!
Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.
[....]
They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones.
Promise.
[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]
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[ Well, not that she can really get cable back home -- but on the Tranquility, there's the network. ]
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[He clearly thought about this.]
But here would be nice.
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My kind of occupation.
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Yeah.
What other way is there to spend time here? Other than sleeping and drinking.
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[Says the nasally scrawny guy ironically.]
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Engineering could always use people.
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[And he loves machinery. But.
But he's always kind of hesitated here.]
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[ "so what's stopping you?" ]
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... Dunno.
Guess I wasn't sure if I was cut out for it.
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You did good on those doors when we were on the bridge, though. And it's a learning curve for all of us, up here.
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[He laughs.]
Could always go for agriculture, if nothing else works.
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