ataraxion | Video. (just a little while after the jump)

So!! Okay, hey everybody. How's it hanging? It's Marty here, and I've got some pretty bitchin' news.

[He's hanging out in a kitchen (where else), and he's got what appears to be something under a sheet, protected under the thin fabric. Judging by the smug look on his face and the twinkle in his eye, he's pretty damn proud of whatever he's concocted. People who have been watching him in the gardens may not be all that surprised by this.]

So, engineering - really screwed some of us up, right? People who went in there got pretty sick, and I'm noticing it's a trend after the jump, too. Meanwhile, here I am, making potato chips. So I think 'Marty, why not make this the best of both worlds?' With that in mind, I present to you my lovechild:

[WA-BAM. He removes the blanket to show a table full of bowls, with sexy potato chips filling every bowl. This is a labor of love, people. Months and months of turning into a stoner farmer, all for this moment. Hell yeah. But wait! There's more!]

I present to you:

Marty's Medical Marijuana Chips!!

Feeling super nauseous right now? Well, these chips here have the goods baked right in; a few of these bad boys and you'll be riding a nice high for a few hours while your sickness clears up. Plus, they taste fucking delicious, and that's the second most important thing when it comes to a little jump vertigo. Granny T ain't got shit on me.

[....]

They're not all gonna be marijuana chips. Just. Jump ones.

Promise.

[Nobody tell Edgeworth.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Really. The good lieutenant failed to mention that these salted snacks also possess healing properties.

I think that depends on what you categorize as healing.

Something that mends the body, I assume.

Then the answer is probably no.

You're familiar with them?

I'm familiar with marijuana.

Then by all means, please tell me more.

Hemp. It's hempleaf, cooked with the potato, somehow.

Hemp? I don't understand. It's widely grown. It was even law.

People smoke it to get intoxicated.

Well, I wouldn't say healing. More like making symptoms not so shitty, you know? Like - marijuana usually makes my back pain go away when I use it. And of course, it's definitely helpful for the nasty feeling of vomiting after jumps.

That all sounds quite beneficial. Why have there not been more of these chips made available?

Uhh... Well, marijuana is kind of hard to come by, but I've been growing some out in a spot of land. And in a lot of worlds, pot's illegal because... I'm not really sure. [Well he knows, he just thinks it's stupid.] It's way less dangerous than cigarettes or alcohol, so.