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one | video | but all the hustlers, they love it just to see one of us make it
[ dear tranquility. welcome to the network semi-debut of the hansel & gretel show. it starts with a semi-out of focus image of gretel as she adjusts the device to get both her and her brother (who should look familiar to some) in the picture. their weapons are visible in the background (it’s hard to miss a triple-action crossbow and a giant, phallic gun), but hansel blocks them from view as gretel has him stand next to her. she takes a moment to lean in and inspect it, frowning as she stands back and looks toward him. ]
I think it’s on. I’m still not sure how this thing works half the time.
[ taking a moment to eye the device with some obvious disdain, hansel turns his attention to gretel as she speaks, shrugging in response. can you guess which of the two of them decided to make this post? ]
How the fuck should I know? I still say this is a waste of time.
You might know if you bothered learning how to use it. [ jackass.
it’s a response that has him grinning now, though he does his best to hide it when he turns back to the device again. ]
So, you want to start?
[ gretel rolls her eyes, but resists the urge to smack him upside the head as she turns her attention back to the device. ]
All right. Hi, everyone. My name is Gretel and this [ she nods towards her brother ] is Hansel. We’re new arrivals to the ship, and we’ve heard that there’s need for the kind of services we provide.
We’re witch hunters. [ in case the weapons weren’t a giveaway ] So while you may not have the exact same kind of shit here we deal with back home, we know what we’re doing. [ see, he can be helpful here too, gretel. sometimes. ]
So if you run into anything you want taken care of, or if you think there may be leftover creatures in the darker sections of the ship, [ yes, she’s done her research (or as much as she could through the device) ] let us know. [ there’s a beat, and she glances toward hansel before speaking up again. ]
Also, if there’s anyone we can talk to from medical - [ well, he knows exactly where she’s going with this. so sorry sis, but that makes it time for him to take his leave temporarily. this is one topic he really doesn’t want to discuss on this network thing
gretel just glares at hansel’s retreating form before turning back to the device. ] - we need to do that as soon as possible. Thanks for your time.
ooc; purple = gretel; green = hansel. as a heads up to anyone replying, you’ll undoubtedly be doubleteamed by the pair. if you specifically only want to speak to one character (or have two individual threads), just give us a warning!
ETA: and yes, fourth-walling the fairy tale is welcome and encouraged.
I think it’s on. I’m still not sure how this thing works half the time.
[ taking a moment to eye the device with some obvious disdain, hansel turns his attention to gretel as she speaks, shrugging in response. can you guess which of the two of them decided to make this post? ]
How the fuck should I know? I still say this is a waste of time.
You might know if you bothered learning how to use it. [ jackass.
it’s a response that has him grinning now, though he does his best to hide it when he turns back to the device again. ]
So, you want to start?
[ gretel rolls her eyes, but resists the urge to smack him upside the head as she turns her attention back to the device. ]
All right. Hi, everyone. My name is Gretel and this [ she nods towards her brother ] is Hansel. We’re new arrivals to the ship, and we’ve heard that there’s need for the kind of services we provide.
We’re witch hunters. [ in case the weapons weren’t a giveaway ] So while you may not have the exact same kind of shit here we deal with back home, we know what we’re doing. [ see, he can be helpful here too, gretel. sometimes. ]
So if you run into anything you want taken care of, or if you think there may be leftover creatures in the darker sections of the ship, [ yes, she’s done her research (or as much as she could through the device) ] let us know. [ there’s a beat, and she glances toward hansel before speaking up again. ]
Also, if there’s anyone we can talk to from medical - [ well, he knows exactly where she’s going with this. so sorry sis, but that makes it time for him to take his leave temporarily. this is one topic he really doesn’t want to discuss on this network thing
gretel just glares at hansel’s retreating form before turning back to the device. ] - we need to do that as soon as possible. Thanks for your time.
ooc; purple = gretel; green = hansel. as a heads up to anyone replying, you’ll undoubtedly be doubleteamed by the pair. if you specifically only want to speak to one character (or have two individual threads), just give us a warning!
ETA: and yes, fourth-walling the fairy tale is welcome and encouraged.
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[Which doesn't do much good against supers, but Tom has taken to heart his promise not to hunt vampires and damn it he won't let anyone else hunt supers either!]
Ain't you ever wanted to do anythin' else but hunt?
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[nope, no answer to the rest. gretel can play nice guy here if she wants, but he's made his point already]
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You know, there are other hunters here. Probably loads and there still ain't not' for them ta do.
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What do you do?
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[He's quite proud about how normal his life is on the ship]