text;

[majestyofthethrone]

[This begins with a video: Seraphim's hand, holding a dish made of gross gelatinous goo. She sets it down on what is obviously a kitchen counter, and the video clicks off, and the text begins.]

I know we all are living on top of each other and in each other's space, but I think it's only polite to throw away your gross experiments or leftover food or unholy sacrifices. Or store them in places where other people don't accidentally put their hands in it.

I don't know what that stuff is but it smells like it's rotting and it was in the sixth floor kitchen fridge for I don't know how long.

I really don't think we should need to have a class on how to live in a dorm. Or something like a chore wheel.

Seriously whoever this belongs to, come clean it up. Please, and thank you.


[ooc: Thanks, Jaye and Mike.]

Comments

video; 1/2

[fraud]

[ have an ACCIDENTAL RESPONSE first because that is the only way mike will admit he did it. a panicked look and a-- ]

-- Oh, fuck.

[ before ... ]

text; 2/2

[fraud]

Wow, that is super gross. Maybe you should get rid of it?

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

That is disgusting. Someone ought to be ashamed of him/herself.

Clean up after yourselves. It is not difficult.

[text]

[majestyofthethrone]

If you think it looks gross, you should come here and smell it.

voice;

[justamobster]

Might wanna offer it t'the fang gang here 'fore you toss it, yeah? Might be a vamp delicacy.

[ Ladon, no. ]

permatext

[majestyofthethrone]

If they want it they're more than welcome to it.

video;

[lawyer]

[oh that is not a pretty sight. harvey looks pretty displeased because the person who did this was such a dick. did they want to kill someone or what?]

If we were in New York, I could sue the asshole who left that for flouting food safety regulations to the nth degree.

text;

[majestyofthethrone]

Edgeworth suggested we put it in their room.

video;

[thefuckinhalf]

My kid knows how to clean up after himself better than that.

text

[majestyofthethrone]

I think most people do.

text ]

[firms]

What is that?

text ]

[majestyofthethrone]

I don't know.

text »

[mathematically]

It's a science experiment. Not mine, but, honestly if it needs to be refrigerated why not put it up in one of the higher levels. This is just kind of rude.

text »

[majestyofthethrone]

They could have used one of the science rooms, they have coolers in there too.

Do you know what it is?

video;

[executiveassistant]

[Mike she saw your accidental response to this.]

Boy, whatever puppy put that in there to rot deserves a stern talking to.

[Mike.]

Sorry you have to deal with it in the meantime.

text;

[majestyofthethrone]

I just want whoever it belongs to to come take it away.

And if they refuse then I want access to their room.

And I think that says a lot about how this smells because my twin brother advocates revenge but I almost never do.

video;

[ringbearer]

...That's quite possibly one of the most foul looking things I've ever seen in the form of food.

video;

[majestyofthethrone]

I don't actually think it's food.

permavid!

[slipperysoul]

[ ... welp. That's lovely. ]

At least it's not moving.

video!

[majestyofthethrone]

[She turns the video on and pokes the dish, and it jiggles.]

SAME

[stacked]

Mikey thinks it's a vampsicle. Wanna give it a taste test and let him know, big guy?

[ hah. ]

t e x t »

[became]

Next time Petrelli asks why I'm protesting daily life on the Caleuche over the Network, I'm blaming people who make things like that.

t e x t »

[majestyofthethrone]

Do you want to try it? Maybe it's like an oyster. A red oyster. That smells like hell burped it up.

text;

[tumbleweeds]

if it isn't yours, don't touch it. it's that simple.

[ Although she did forget about putting it somewhere else. Oops. ]

text;

[majestyofthethrone]

Whatever it is, it's rotting, and for all we know it's going to contaminate the entire fridge.

It's going to the medbay.

voice

[cobaltblue]

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Why the hell did you even touch it? Maybe if you, I dunno, put it in the freezer, it won't smell as bad?

permatext

[majestyofthethrone]

It was an accident!

video.

[disheartening]

[ She really shouldn't throw stones, given how she's the one who rips people's hearts out and stores them in jewelry boxes but Regina Mills was never one to do what she should. ]

I suggest that once you discover who this - atrocity belongs to that you would return the boon to them.

By placing it on their pillows, perhaps. That seems like an educational enough solution. Perhaps they'll learn.

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[majestyofthethrone]

You aren't the first to suggest that.

But somehow I don't think I'll find out who it is.