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[This begins with a video: Seraphim's hand, holding a dish made of gross gelatinous goo. She sets it down on what is obviously a kitchen counter, and the video clicks off, and the text begins.]

I know we all are living on top of each other and in each other's space, but I think it's only polite to throw away your gross experiments or leftover food or unholy sacrifices. Or store them in places where other people don't accidentally put their hands in it.

I don't know what that stuff is but it smells like it's rotting and it was in the sixth floor kitchen fridge for I don't know how long.

I really don't think we should need to have a class on how to live in a dorm. Or something like a chore wheel.

Seriously whoever this belongs to, come clean it up. Please, and thank you.

[ooc: Thanks, Jaye and Mike.]

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[oh that is not a pretty sight. harvey looks pretty displeased because the person who did this was such a dick. did they want to kill someone or what?]

If we were in New York, I could sue the asshole who left that for flouting food safety regulations to the nth degree.

Edgeworth suggested we put it in their room.

[he appears to consider it for a minute]

Cruel, unusual and ultimately serving a lesson. I could back that idea.

Should I get that in writing?

I, Harvey Specter here by encourage the motion put by Miles Edgeworth, seconded by Seraphim Diaz to place the disgusting contaminant from the kitchen of floor six in the room of the offender.

Thank you, Mr. Specter.

[ there is a shout of NO from somewhere nearby and have a mike barreling into the room in the next moment ]

You shouldn't have done that.

[the guilty party arriveth. speak now or forever hold your peace, mike, because harvey doesn't look happy.]

Well, I mean, unless you want that shit on your pillow.

[ gggguilty shrug and he looks at everywhere but harvey oops ]

[just going to get out his communicator and tell sera this. oh mike. ohhhh mike.]

[ LUNGES FOR THE COMMUNICATOR!!!!!! ]

[Harvey wasn't expecting that! So as much as he tries to keep his balance when Mike Ross lunges at him, they fall onto the floor and the communicator does slide away from his hand, across the floor to the far side of the room.

Which does lead to the situation where Harvey's lying on the floor of his room with Mike on top of him, looking highly displeased.]

[ yeah well you can look displeased all you want, mike is pushing himself up by his hands to look around for the communicator. when he spots it in the corner, he looks pleased and instead just opts for uh, sitting on harvey. he looks down at harvey and raises an eyebrow. ]

I will take it from you if you tell her.

[ puppy, no ]

Mike, I know you're pretty but this situation only works if you're a hot girl in a James Bond film with a gun.

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i can't even put anything here because that's just gay enough in itself.

harvey's not making any moves to push mike off him because because he doesn't want to hurt mike, and the layout of the room means that if he attempted to get mike off by force, he would hit something.]

[ and mike's not even making any moves to uh, move because really mike has no boundaries and if he just stays sitting on harvey, he can't tell seraphim. it's not like he's got anything better to do. ]

See, that's funny because I actually met James Bond the other day. He complimented my underwear.

Were you trying to be a Bond girl?

[Because now Harvey's just thinking Mike's been dressing as a woman in his spare time and he looks somewhere between bemused and critical.]

Ha ha, please. I have more taste than that. If I'm going to be anyone's Bond girl it's going to be Connery Bond, not Craig Bond.

[ pfft the most are you serious look at you now, harvey. come on, man, do you think this is a joke?

also donna already made him dress up as a girl, that's checked off the bucket list. ]

[what mike said was totally open for interpretation, don't blame him]

Glad to know that this is a frequent occurrence, you throwing yourself at men.

-- Okay, no. It's not like that and I don't throw myself at men.

[ mike you literally just threw yourself at harvey a few minutes ago ]

... And why are we talking about this anyway!?

[he makes a hand gesture indicating to how mike is pretty much pinning him flat on his back on the floor, as if to say because this is the reason why they're talking about this.]

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You just got closed, Harvey.

Edited 2013-02-02 23:45 (UTC)

[there is suspiciously no reply from harvey even though he really would come back with a witty response]

I just want you to know that neither punishing Mike nor having sex with Mike is good enough reason to not answer me promptly.

[mike is still sitting on him send help he can't reach his phone]

Harvey? Are you okay?

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