text;

[majestyofthethrone]

[This begins with a video: Seraphim's hand, holding a dish made of gross gelatinous goo. She sets it down on what is obviously a kitchen counter, and the video clicks off, and the text begins.]

I know we all are living on top of each other and in each other's space, but I think it's only polite to throw away your gross experiments or leftover food or unholy sacrifices. Or store them in places where other people don't accidentally put their hands in it.

I don't know what that stuff is but it smells like it's rotting and it was in the sixth floor kitchen fridge for I don't know how long.

I really don't think we should need to have a class on how to live in a dorm. Or something like a chore wheel.

Seriously whoever this belongs to, come clean it up. Please, and thank you.


[ooc: Thanks, Jaye and Mike.]

Comments

encrypted: 100% | text » A WHILE LATER

[majestyofthethrone]

It's okay.

I found out exactly what it is.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

Was I right about the blood?

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

Yes. With snake venom.

Someone decided to talk about how they left it under a bad encryption.

encrypted: 100% | text » ...i legit thought i replied to this. oops

[mathematically]

Disgusting.

...Please, the person who was talking about it is kind of atrocious at them. Not even worthy of a gold star for effort. And that's saying something.

encrypted: 100% | text » I do it all the time

[majestyofthethrone]

At least get your encryptions right before you brag about it, you mean?

encrypted: 100% | text » i feel better about my life then

[mathematically]

Exactly. Or if you're going to brag about it and have shitty encryptions do it away from the person who's freaking out over finding the mass of gunk you made.

encrypted: 100% | text » so happy to help

[majestyofthethrone]

I'll go talk to Mike.

He's really easy to intimidate.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

He totally is. You'd think a grown man would be a little harder to intimidate but, honestly, I have never met someone who takes that little arm twisting to do things.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

I'll tell him he owes me one.

It'll make him panic.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

Do it.

And maybe show it to me later. It'll give me a laugh. And we can bond over terrifying him.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

Deal.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

You may actually be one of my new favorite people because of this.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

Now I just have to figure out how I'm going to pay Jaye back for it.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

Make her babysit Mike for however long you say sounds like an acceptable-ish punishment.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

No, she doesn't like me. It has to be sneakier than that.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

I could tell her? She likes me.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

She does?

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

If she doesn't she has a really strange and distinctly looking like she likes me way of showing it.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

No, if she doesn't like you she makes it obvious by being a bitch.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

I'm a bitch to my boyfriend, that can technically mean nothing. Why doesn't she like you anyway?

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

Yes but hopefully sometimes you treat your boyfriend well.

Because when Chase died she tried to put her perspective on God all over Chase's death, and she was wrong, and I told her so. It's not how Chase would have seen it.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

...Well enough.

...You had a fight over God with Jaye. Okay, speaking as the bystander who honestly has no real investment in the God debate, whatever, he exists, it's nice and fine, there's different religions.

If she wants to put her perspective on God on Chase's death, then she's allowed, just like you're allowed to put your perspective on it. And like, had I cared about Chase enough to want to spew my feelings about God on her death, I would have too. And Chase? Yeah, I'm pretty sure her thing was just weird in general so both of you were probably wrong in your own ways.

[ lydia, no. ]

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

In most cases, it's that simple. Not with Chase.

[And not with me.]

encrypted: 100% | text »

[mathematically]

[ She can read between the lines, Sera. Oh yes she can. ]

Did you have to pick the fight with her? Like, I get it, it's not that simple, but did you have to pic the fight? Because it's Jaye, it's a given for that it was going to be a fight.

encrypted: 100% | text »

[majestyofthethrone]

There are some things I'll call people out on. Questioning Chase and God's relationship is one of them.

And I didn't know Jaye at the time.