[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

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[lacksgrace]

Just because you hate it doesn't mean you should think that.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i can think wwhatevver i wwant about the situation this place is fuckin evvil an it ruins evveryone that comes to it wwantin to be dead back at home is a safer bet than this

[lacksgrace]

You can think whatever you want to think, but saying something like that is kinda pathetic. If you've got a problem, deal with it. Don't bother sharing it with everyone else.

[ Hypocrite speaking here. A pause. ] Or you could try staying put. Just a thought.

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[redhotsummers]

If you'd rather be dead, then why not put your money where your mouth is, kid.

[Because There are a lot of dead people here who are damn thankful for a second chance, and he hates this sort of attitude coming from anyone.]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

are you impaired or somethin i said dead at home not here theres no dreambubbles here so itd be stupid to off myself expectin some kind a good result other than me just bein dead
besides i dont see anyone wwith a fuckin chainsaww around lookin to help me out so dyin is out a the question

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[coffeeking]

Where the hell have you been? Are you alright?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

its none a your coddamn business wwhere ivve been jones an for the record no i am not alright im the direct opposite a the vvery definition a alright
im angry an i wwant to fuckin go back to bein dead in my homewworld already im done wwith this ship an all its fuckin bizzare bullshit an all the shit it pulls on me

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[suddenlycaptain]

Just this ship or this entire universe?

[ Because she's dead back home and while she can see not wanting to the ship instead... she sure as hell doesn't want to go back to being dead. ]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhats the difference this ship might as wwell be the wwhole univverse here since wwe cant get off it

actually no i take that back wwe havve gone on shoreleavve before an it SUCKED i mean the wwhole univverse i wwouldnt wwant to be alivve or dead here but especially alivve

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[51stcentury]

Those are some awfully strong words, there.

[what's wrong, bb. where have you been, jack has been worried about you ):]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

theyre just fuckin facts
i dont knoww wwhy its such a coddamn surprise

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[skindeep]

Is it really that bad for you?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

ivve been here since the first fuckin jump yes it is really that fuckin bad for me

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[constructum]

Do you want to talk about it?

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[uncodlyawwesome]

no

[YES

NO

I DON'T KNOW]

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[angerissues]

You should be careful what you wish for.

[ Mason's dead back home and while this place definitely sucks, it beats the alternative for him. ]

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[uncodlyawwesome]

blah blah blah
unless i see a fuckin rainbowwdrinker runnin around wwith a chainsaww i can say wwhatevver i wwant on the subject

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[handelaar]

[Wait.]

That mean you were dead, or what. Before ya got here.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

i thought evverybody kneww i died

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[cobaltblue]

You would, huh? What about dead here, is that a good enough compromise? 'Cause I bet there's people here who'd help you out with that.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

oh my COD no evveryone keeps actin like thats the same thing wwhen it obvviously isnt otherwwise i wwould probably just havve already offed myself or somethin

permavoice

[slipperysoul]

Dying's not really all it's cracked up to be.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah its not fuckin fun but at least in my univverse wwhen you die you get to be a ghost in a fuckin bubble that your friends can vvisit an nothin bad happens to you because youre already fuckin dead an its not like you can die twwice

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[purrfectlycute]

[ eridan might have a flair for the dramatic but this sounds sincere and genuine enough to be saddening. ]

:33 < :((
:33 < *ac knits a sweater out of ampurra's big purrple tears to offur her condolences*
:33 < *once hes watery and comfy she catches a fish fur him beclaws eating your f33lins is always a viable option*
:33 < *but she stays silent in case he n33ds someone to listen*

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[uncodlyawwesome]

*firstly its ampora but secondly this ampora aint so fuckin depressed as to need a fuckin wwatery swweater made outta my fuckin tears an so he promptly fuckin shimmies outta that hot wwet mess*
*an furthermore he doesnt need anybody to fuckin listen to him he wwas just statin an obvvious fuckin fact a life an not threatenin to kill himself because that wwould be completely fuckin counterproductivve*

*but i guess he can appreciate the effort put into the stupid roleplayin attempt at bein a good friend*