[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

Comments

voice; it's not underage in the UK (with adult supervision)

[coffeeking]

It puts things in perspective.

That's a normal reaction too, except for maybe the bit about swimming. But different strokes for different physiologies, I'd wager.

voice; plus i guess in space nobody can card you

[uncodlyawwesome]

thatd be a bet youd wwin since swwimmin is good for me an mostly a bad thing for humans i guess
since you guys cant breathe underwwater or wwhatevver

voice; nope, they are card-free

[coffeeking]

We usually just hold our breath. Even have swimming competitions sometimes.

text;

[uncodlyawwesome]

humans are wweird

voice forever

[coffeeking]

Why is that weird? There are some scientists who even believe we evolved from aquatic mammals and retained the ability to swim.