[text] eridan's guide to not being happy

[uncodlyawwesome]

i hate this fuckin ship

id rather be dead in my owwn homewworld than alivve here

[has someone been locked away in his room for the entirety of this jump so far? why yes he has]

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[cobaltblue]

You would, huh? What about dead here, is that a good enough compromise? 'Cause I bet there's people here who'd help you out with that.

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[uncodlyawwesome]

oh my COD no evveryone keeps actin like thats the same thing wwhen it obvviously isnt otherwwise i wwould probably just havve already offed myself or somethin

[cobaltblue]

Uh huh. Look, take it from someone who is dead back home. I'd rather be alive here if I have the chance. Not what I expected, but I'll take it.

[uncodlyawwesome]

im dead back home too wwhat the fuck does that havve to do wwith anythin

[cobaltblue]

You're the one who phrased it like you'd rather be one or the other. If you're dead there and alive here, but don't want to be dead here too, then I don't get what the fuck you're complaining about.

[uncodlyawwesome]

do humans just not havve afterlivves or what

[cobaltblue]

Dude, you are asking the wrong person that question. Fuck if I even know.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell either fuckin wway im not complainin im statin a fact i wwould rather be dead in my univverse than deal wwith this one dead or alivve
an thats sayin somethin because my univverse is pretty fuckin shitty all things considered

[cobaltblue]

But you do have some kind of afterlife there? Like, one you know about for sure?

[uncodlyawwesome]

yeah a course i do i mean i nevver got to experience it as far as i knoww since the second i died i wwound up here but ivve heard some things an been told some things so i knoww its a thing that exists for us in a vvery empirically provven way
if i didnt then i wwouldnt wwant to be dead in either univverse im not suicidal

[cobaltblue]

Huh. What's it like? I mean, from what you've heard, obviously.

[uncodlyawwesome]

basically like regular life except youre dead

[cobaltblue]

... Well, what's the fucking point of that, then? No fluffy white clouds, or, I dunno, infinite booze fountains? That's bullshit.

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell i guess you can probably make that kind a thing happen since its all powwered by your brain or somethin wwho knowws
but the point is that you get to keep existin instead a disappearin altogether like thats the point a all vvarieties a the afterlife

[cobaltblue]

You didn't tell me the powered by your brain part. That makes it pretty different. A lot better, too.

[uncodlyawwesome]

i guess
but it doesnt matter because wwe dont get them here wwe just get killed an it sucks
wwhich is WWHY i made such a specific point a it all