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listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing

[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]

Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.

Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.

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[Ugh teenagers. Ugh, children. Ugh... mutant... alien... childre whatever

must put on appearances of being nice to kids]

I could make one, easily. I'd need tools and supplies, though.

[ugh old men creeping on mutant children]

What it'll be then.

[he's not old jesus he's like 30-ish that's as old as your brother :| and he SOUNDS... like... 18.]

Considering how badly I'm in need of tools right now? I'll simply keep those as payment. And any extra scrap metal involved in the project.

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So are you a fairy?

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Yeah I'm a motherfucking fairy, I just said bird parts for no complete reason. Sorry but I'm fresh out of wishes try again later.

I was just asking, you don't have to be a jerk about it. All fairies are different.

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Oh, gross!

I don't want to hear that you have bird parts down there! Gross! That is really, really gross, and I hope nobody sees this! Including me!

[gOD WHY ARE YOU SO nvm it's egbert]

Since you're so worried about my human parts I'll go ahead and clear things up for you, I was referring to the god damn wings and fluffy collar.

I got a working dick now being that was the most important thing on your mind.

I don't want it in my mind at all! That is totally sick! Wow, you are so sick! I don't want to know if it's a bird dick or an orange dick or a dick dick!

Do birds actually have dicks?

[video] now now ladies

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[video] there is not enough davesprite for everyone

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[video] shit need to expand my numbers quickly

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[video] I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING DOWN THERE no aorange is such a total booger

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[video] says zoosmell pooplord

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[video] BETTER THAN KEEPING IT AS YOUR USERNAME

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[video] ooooh burn

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[video] it's okay one day she'll be a coolkid like us too

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[video] one day pooplord

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[video] he is lord of the poop come on

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[video] and the smell of zoo

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[video] still better than insufferable prick just sayin

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[video] sry bro but insufferable prick is the best nick of all time

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[video] I STILL SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING DOWN THERE

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[video] ssssh you are imagining things

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[video] STOP BEING SO MUCH LIKE DAVES it is tearing this family apart

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[video] i'm sry bb come back you can blame it all...on..ao

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[video] I SEE YOU JOINING IN WITH HER CHIMING IN I SEE IT

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[video] no bb i promise it's all a lie.........

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[video] THE EVIDENCE IS STILL RIGHT THERE

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[video] NOPE

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[video] "its cute how she wants to be a coolkid too" THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL

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[video] WHO'S TO SAY IT WAS ABOUT YOU, shoooshpaps

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[video] LMFAO DON'T POST MY WORD IN AMAZING ART

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[video] http://i.imgur.com/TwVCl.gif i don't even spend most of my time tagging anymore just this

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[video] i lost my shit

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[video] i totally have the makings of a webcomic artist

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[video] amazing people everywhere

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[video] except for you i see you selling me out

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[video] rUDE also we are not starting this again

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[video] good eye!!! also is your lj the same as your name

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[video] ah my old lj is xzetsumi yes, new one pyrocumulus

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[video] haha did you used to make hs icons

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[video] still do! though i only have them uploaded on rp acounts

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[video] lmfao do you mind if other people use them ;o; shhhh only tears now

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[video] not at all! shoosh it's ok, i should get to uploading them together sometime..

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[video] ooohhh yayyyyy i already had two and i was like I CAN NEVER USE THEM WITH DAVESPRITE........

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I'll be Mary Kate, you can be Ashley.

Shit is about to get all Olsens. Don't forget your going brunette phrase, meanwhile I need to get my preppy looks in order.

[video] haha isnt that scarfle a loser lets talk about her behind her back

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[video] its cute how she wants to be a coolkid too

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[video] i suppose its good to have dreams...

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[video] silly dreams

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[video] haha who am i kidding she'll never reach our heights of awesomehood

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[video>action] awesomehood of pure fanfuckingtastic captial

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[action] I SEE YOU SELLING ME OUT I KNOW HOW IT IS

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[action] NO DON'T BE LIKE THAT I SWEAR WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL

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[ACTION] TOO LATE MY HEART IS RIPPED IN TWAIN

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[ACTION] COME BACK YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

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[action] i just cant live without you

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[action] i am so good for you is why

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[oh god there are two of them

oh god this one is a bird]

How does that...happen, exactly? The bird parts. Some sort of genetic experiment, or something?

[did Aperture get to you]

[watch out wheatley or the birdie will get you, caw caw]

Prototyping.

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[ She could do a proper introduction, maybe marvel at finally meeting (one version of) Terezi's friend.

But no.

Second she sees those wings she's just going to go a different direction. ]

:33 < *ac creeps up behind her unsuspecting birdy prey*
:33 < *her tail twitches furriously as she slinks through the tall grass that hides her*
:33 < *ac crouches and purrpares to pounce!*

what
no we are not doing this
dont tell me youre a troll
because that is exactly what i need for the cherry on top space cake

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which parts?

[ Color her curious and very rude. ]

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how forward got me shaking flushed in my boots of embarrassment
the obvious parts

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Is there a particular reason for the additional feathers that are a part of your featherbeast parts?

to keep me nice and toasty
otherwise ill be shivering my naked ass to freedom come

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[ nice feathers, bro. ]

Why would you request a weapon that is in less than excellent condition?

[ fashionable i know. ]

Doesn't matter really, it's just what I'm use to. Chances are it'll be broken off anyways.

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tWO DAVES?
oH MAN,
tHIS SHIP IS, oFFICIALLY,
nO LONGER ON THE CURVED METAL SKEWER!

aw shit someone sound the tool alarm

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I Would Think It Would Be Fairly Obvious Space Drugs Or No Space Drugs

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youd be surprised
if drugs alone can throw you off space drug might times that by a billion with added in unnecessary zeros
zeros going off the chart jesus fuck who even needs that many???
because it makes it look like a very big and intimidating number
oh ok
anyways how many of you are even here fuck

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