ataraxion | oo1｡ ― ( text

listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing

[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]

Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.

Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.

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:33 < *while mr. grumpywings is busy getting his feathers ruffled, the mighty huntress makes her move!*
:33 < *ac pins the purrticularly cantankerous crowboy to the dirt*
:33 < *hed better make furriends fast or else hes gonna be lunch!*

jokes on you because i long before flew off thanks to these feathery bad boys
good try but we know a rambunctious crow like me cant get so easily snatched up
no lunch for the pussy cat

:33 < *curses! ac growls*
:33 < *she severely underestimated her target*
:33 < *luckily she managed to snatch a feather so she has his scent*
:33 < *she follows it fur a while, hoping that the wind doesnt shift*

but you see the wind is on the crows side
a certain bucktooth rabbit boy told him the secrets about the wind
your days of searching will never end
even if you get lucky this bird is too agile for your petty paws

:33 < so you think!
:33 < i mean
:33 < *so he thinks! ac says*
:33 < *luckily ac is an excellent tracker who can smell blood from miles away, just like an underwater sharptooth*
:33 < *her quest fur furriendship and/or a meal will surely prevail!*
:33 < *and if not she can always use Trollgle Maps to find him*
:33 < *your move, crow boy*

shit bringing out the big guns already
well definitely not gonna get a meal out of this fine bird
friendship is also an impossibility
state name and business and well see from there
or we can do a nice clean rap off

:33 < *little does mr. featherbutt know that furriendship is ALWAYS a pawsibility!*
:33 < *he is obviously not yet wise in the ways of the world, ac thinks*
:33 < *im ac the huntress, she says*
:33 < *but she doesnt address the final point*
:33 < *she doesnt know what a rap-off is beclaws cats dont rap*

great one of those kinds
like those cheery animals in cartoon for kids media movies
right when you had the chance to impress me
not everyone can oh well
so youre some troll cat then

:33 < im not ACTUALLY a cat!
:33 < i was just purrtending
:33 < i was kinda raised by one though
:33 < my lusus was a kitty cat with two mouths
:33 < she was great!

so youre a wannabe furry

:33 < huh?

you pretend to be a cat
paws ears tail and all
do you larp being one too
furry yiff etc

[ she's just digging herself into a hole here ]

:33 < ummmm sorta?
:33 < i like purrtending but i dont do the dangerous kind of roleplay!

dangerous ki
hahahaha holy shit
wow ok
whatever floats your boat
or catnip

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