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listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing

[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]

Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.

Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.

Comments

[video]

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[ john just ]

I'm not bothered by it, not anymore. It's cool. Don't worry about it.

[video]

[zoosmell]

[ stops in the middle of trying to tell him that he is sure bird balls are huge ]

I guess! If you say so. But then I am sorry, Dave, but you are a pretty dumb butt! So it's hard for me to figure out and it's still really stupid.

[video]

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[ thinking about his bird balls and how big the junk is swoon john ]

Flattering. But I'm a pretty difficult person to understand. [ lies he isn't really he is the most easy to read he is about ready to bleed with emotions his mask is stupid and hiding from everything is stupid and he just ] I don't blame you.

[video]

[zoosmell]

If I was smart like Rose, I could probably get it. She'd probably say it's something about phallic symbols except I don't really get that either...

So if you could tell me, that would be great, but if I'm just overthinking things that would be weird. But I think sometimes I do stuff with other Dave and sometimes I do stuff with you and maybe that's okay? I like hanging out with you even if your butt is totally stupid.

[video]

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She's probably the one with the phallic addiction, the word never leaves her conversations. [ that's because dave brings it up first ]

Yes that's okay. We don't have a problem with sharing. [ ha ha ha except doesn't change that alpha is the "real" and this john is his best bro not his own.]

[video]

[zoosmell]

Wow, you are making this sound really weird because I'm not candy or anything... It's like sometimes I spend time with Rose and sometimes I spend time with Jade and sometimes I spend them with both of them.

But I'm really not sure if that helps at all...

[video]

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So you do want to invite him then. Like I said go ahead if you want, it's really not that big a deal.

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[zoosmell]

Okay! I will totally go and invite him, and we will have a great time.

[video]

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Cool. [ nod ]