ataraxion | oo1｡ ― ( text

listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing

[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]

Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.

Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.

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[hey woah who's this hottie at the door oh wait its birdself good god no wonder he's so fucking attractive]

Let's go, sailor, there's work to do.

[TAK E YOUR FUCKNG TAPE YOU FAT NASTY TRASH geT SHIT DONE]

[damn alpha dave knees are buckling and he's gonna swoon just by your gracious appearance, can't handle all this good swag]

Aye aye Captain.

[turns around promptly to go sit in the middle of the floor surrounded by cardboard again wow what a cool kid]

Pull up a seat at the Haus of Strider. Welcome to my crib, MTV.

[It's actually pretty sparse - partially because he doesnt really have any personal items with him, and that he doesn't spend much time in here unless its for being really cool with crafts.]

[sooo cooool

Davesprite joins him in no time flat, sitting down across with a good glance at all the gathered materials.]

Good, you got all the good stuff.

[figures there's not much to decorate unless you bring out the artistic skills and own up to the place but eh]

[at some point the dick mural will probably migrate in here because its beautiful

its really hard to be put together and cool while you're trying to draw out a sort of sword shape on cardboard but somehow he manages]

So you met any really hilarious members of the peanut gallery yet or not gotten your tailfeathers wet? Not that I'd blame you for staying out of the shallow end of that fucking pool of insanity and piss-soaked fuckheads, it's a madhouse out there.

[ excellent plan

anyways gonna help make out the shape, what if they made the SORD...]

Drowning in all this insanity, it's like God thought "what the fuck who does even goes sane anymore all the hipsters are about insanity now" poof gone send out the invites for all the douche bags and nuts aboard. As can see they needed to balance it out with some legit chill. [SHRUG] Might be some interesting nutter out there, who knows.

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[action] I SEE YOU SELLING ME OUT I KNOW HOW IT IS

[action] NO DON'T BE LIKE THAT I SWEAR WHAT WE HAVE IS REAL

[ACTION] TOO LATE MY HEART IS RIPPED IN TWAIN

[ACTION] COME BACK YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME

[action] i just cant live without you

[action] i am so good for you is why