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listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing

[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]

Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.

Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.

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Don't worry about it! If you're ever in danger, I'm immortal and stuff and I will totally Bruce Willis your Ben Afflect ass.

Also I have my hammer and stuff with me, and my daughter.

Swoon, my hero. [IN THE MOST FLAT TONE EVER with some eyerolling behind his shades]

.. Your daughter. Jesus fuck who's mom did you go and knock up, you know there's a line of decency and down-right fucking insane.

I have seen things, Dave. So many things. I have done my time, but I am ready to reunite with my loving wife and daughter.

Anyway, maybe you can make your own sword! It will totally be like a journey of self-discovery and possibly cut fingers.

Yeah sure whatever you say, good luck on finding your wife. Spoiler she's out being a flighty broad. [still doesn't stop him by being curious, who the fuck is his daughter??]

Exciting. Me and the cool dude got plans on making one though so that's covered.

Really? That is actually pretty cool! Do you actually have metal and stuff?

Or just paper, because I don't think a paper sword is going to work for very long...

Nope, duct tape and cardboard. The crafts made for Gods.

I think it's the craft made for people who really need their shipping done fast. You guys are so lame, you can't even make swords right!

You totally need markers and make really cool colors.

Markers and colors are for babies, sides we're trying to make a sword not some colorful rainbow cocksucking piece of shit.

Uh, no, because markers are really awesome? Also, if you don't color your swords, you will never know the difference between them. It will be like you take his sword and he takes yours and then you will be like BLARGH.

That was an accurate rendition of true happenings.

First off doesn't matter which shitty sword we get, they're all shitty in the end so who even cares.

Those are just little details you're worried about.

Your swords will be so shitty, I am just saying. But I guess they'll be shitty together.

Rose would have a field day with this, I can just feel it.

Duh Egbert kinda the whole point and definition of shitty swords.

With what.

Dave playing with himself and making swords!

There is just so much to say.

Wow your mind has been swimming down the gutter and drains all day today, is there something you want to tell me.

Birds are not my thing! And probably aren't Jade's thing either, but I do not know.

But there is something I really want to tell you! And that is you are a big dick and really loser! I am just saying, man, and you know it is true that Rose would be very happy.

Dropping down my chances to zero before I can even give it a shot, you wound me.

Yeah sure give her something to write in her porn. [LMFAO OOPS]

You have the same powers as Dave, right?

Can you turn back time and get the WEIRD IMAGERY OUT OF MY HEAD?

Sorry bro I lost all the time stuff upon prototyping, turning from player to game construct just don't work that way.

So you're stuck with the image. [ heh ]

You probably can never understand how much pain I am in.

It's stuck in your head, too, so you should be trying harder to get it out! Because it's seriously gross and I am trying to talk about the weather but there isn't even any weather on this stupid ship!

Shit doesn't legit bother me like things do to your so supposedly innocent pure mind that's been through adventures and hurricanes of filth in the land of Drains and Gutters.

'Sides I got other things on my mind I'm not too solely focused on whatever fantasies you sprout out.

I never said my mind was innocent, but it is less gross than yours. It is like yours is always weird! I am just normal.

What are you even thinking about, anyway?

Yeah and I'm completely and everything not normal. Seems legit.

Things. [kanye shrug]

You have to tell me! It is the code. I would give you a penny, but not only do I not have a penny, but I don't even have the monetary system that operates on this ship.

Also, I think I lost my sock.

You lost your sock.

[yeah forget about the topic before that, just what]

I'll probably find it again!

But sock parachuting is really fun.

[video] still better than insufferable prick just sayin

[video] sry bro but insufferable prick is the best nick of all time

[video] I STILL SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING DOWN THERE

[video] ssssh you are imagining things

[video] STOP BEING SO MUCH LIKE DAVES it is tearing this family apart

[video] i'm sry bb come back you can blame it all...on..ao

[video] I SEE YOU JOINING IN WITH HER CHIMING IN I SEE IT

[video] no bb i promise it's all a lie.........

[video] THE EVIDENCE IS STILL RIGHT THERE

[video] NOPE

[video] "its cute how she wants to be a coolkid too" THESE WOUNDS WILL NEVER HEAL

[video] WHO'S TO SAY IT WAS ABOUT YOU, shoooshpaps

[video] http://i.imgur.com/LLNKx.png

[video] LMFAO DON'T POST MY WORD IN AMAZING ART

[video] http://i.imgur.com/TwVCl.gif i don't even spend most of my time tagging anymore just this

[video] i lost my shit

[video] i totally have the makings of a webcomic artist

[video] amazing people everywhere

[video] except for you i see you selling me out

[video] rUDE also we are not starting this again

[video] good eye!!! also is your lj the same as your name

[video] ah my old lj is xzetsumi yes, new one pyrocumulus

[video] haha did you used to make hs icons

[video] still do! though i only have them uploaded on rp acounts

[video] lmfao do you mind if other people use them ;o; shhhh only tears now