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[entrapments]

Just so it can't be said that I'm a girl who doesn't follow through- ta daaaa.



And before you think about making fun of it, consider that I am seriously hung over and still managed to make this stupid thing without using comic sans, okay? That's an act of mercy. I'm pretty much a saint with that kind of self-restraint. [ it's hard to see the girl in question, when she's busy flashing this ugly calendar at you, but glimpses of Hayley's face can be seen from time to time, peeking out from under the hood of a sweatshirt. ]

I took the liberty of arbitrarily assigning holidays after what everyone was kinda talking about the last time I asked? And then like, threw in a few of my own. Holidays are in red, because hey nothing terrible ever happens when things in red end up on the network right? Okay! Ummmmm.

Something-tember the 4th is go find a personified country that gardens and follow him around for an hour asking the most irritating questions you can think of day.

Something-tember the 14th, as every second decided upon Wednesday of every made up month, is slap a lawyer on the ass day.

Annnnnd Something-tember the 21st through 23rd is Space Thanksgiving, because I like eating and holidays built around food should always last more than one day because. Food-comas. And you know, pie. Which is a thing that frankly, should just happen more than one day a month, alright?

But there you have it. Ask and you shall receive etcetera etcetera.
Man what does this say about me and my free time.



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Alright so I know I don't actually know some of you guys or whatever, but we're a bunch of teenagers running around a ship with murdering whackos, nightmare fog, and maneating monster-beasts. Not to start a mousketeers group or anything, but like- I figured it couldn't hurt to start checking some stuff out on our own for a change?

It's not like anyone else is getting stuff done.

Thoughts?
And for the record, I'm immediately vetoing any and all Scooby-Doo suggestions.

Comments

[jurisimpudent]

Quite. While I appreciate what might generously be interpreted as a vote of confidence, I would like to quite discourage you from betting on the outcome. A trial is a solemn thing, not a game in a casino.

[growling]

[ Okay you're all butts, he's going to retract that vote of confidence at this rate. ]

I'm pretty sure the whole point of this mock-trial is that it's a competition, and competitions are usually games, so I'm thinking I can safely bet on it without compromising my rigid morals.

[jurisimpudent]

Would you bet upon an actual trial?

[growling]

[ Wait why does he feel like he's on trial now. ]

Maybe if the issue on trial was particularly inane. But no, probably not.

[jurisimpudent]

[Because lawyers]

And why not?

[growling]

I see what you're doing here, and it's not going to make me retract my fake-money bet on a fake-trial in space.

[jurisimpudent]

And what am I doing here?

[growling]

Playing mind games. Logic won't help you here, I'm going to stick with my opinion out of spite now.

And I'm totally also going to bet on the other guy instead even if he is a total douche.

not here;

[fraud]

[ WOW FUCK YOU TOO, BRO ]

[jurisimpudent]

I don't care upon whom you're betting; I'm encouraging you not to bet at all.

[growling]

So you can't even condone betting with pointless money on mock trials. And people say I'm a Debbie Downer.

I bet Fantasy Football really gets your knickers in a twist.

[jurisimpudent]

I do not know what that is.

[growling]

A living nightmare as far as you're concerned. National past-time based entirely on gambling fake money on fake teams. I hear it's a gateway drug to the real thing.

[jurisimpudent]

Is it illegal?

[growling]

No? Is betting on fake trials illegal?

[jurisimpudent]

Not in this jurisdiction, no, but my objection there is based upon the matter of dignity.

[growling]

Well, luckily I don't have any of that, and I've retracted my bet on you, so we should be in the clear.

[jurisimpudent]

The dignity of the event, not your dignity.

[growling]

I'm sure the event will be able to live with itself, dignity or no.

[ he totally gets what edgeworth means, it's just not often he meets someone even more uptight than he is. can't pass up an opportunity. ]

[jurisimpudent]

The event is not going to "live" at all.

[And what about pedantic?]

And I believe I may still lodge my protests, no matter how you comport yourself.

[growling]

[ oh my god is this how josh is to normal people this is horrific ]

I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious right now.

Please tell me you're not being serious.

[jurisimpudent]

Of course I am being serious. I do not joke.

[growling]

... is your name actually Debbie Downer.

[jurisimpudent]

It's Miles Edgeworth. And don't think that I don't comprehend that you're trying to make some comment on my perceived gloominess.

[growling]

Perceived. Yeah, that's definitely what it is.

Absolute pleasure to meet you, Miles.

[ the sarcasm is pretty obvious, text or no ]