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mike ross is a failure of a human being ([personal profile] fraud) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-10-12 02:59 pm

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So.

[ well hey, you guys, have a new face on the feed today. he's one of the new arrivals, trying to get used to this new space lifestyle!! which means friends are... probably a good thing. maybe. he's not sure yet, but he knows he needs to meet people. the ~general populace~, so to speak. ]

Space, huh?

[ wait no. he kind of frowns at that. worst opener. but then he considers all the posts that he's seen (memorized) since he's arrived and well, this ain't so bad. ]

I was... woooonnndering, uh. How many of you are from... New York City? Circa... 2011 or 2012. Ish.

[ man this is chalking up to be one of the most awkward experiences of his life. it's just-- this is like skype alright, except when you use skype you usually know who you're talking to-- here? way different. haha posting to a network, that's weird.

he is usually not this bad but you are also all strangers so. yeah. wait, here's a good idea. i mean, he has a lot of free time now so-- ]


Oh yeah and uh, does anyone know where I could get a camera? Thanks.

[ does he end the post now DOES HE END THE POST NOW he totally ends the post now! yes! good job, mike ross. you successfully completed the goal of posting a video post to the network. next time, maybe have an idea of what you want to talk about beforehand. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ don't touch my pickles ann! ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-21 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ NOT KICKED PUPPY mike come to jenna ;; ]

You're new, too. Look, I'm going to do you a favor-- you tromped on a sensitive nerve without meaning to a little with him. He won't tell you, but that's part of this.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ torpel. what? i don't know. that's)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
It happens. Don't beat yourself up, okay?
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unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ frankly i would love to hit that. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-10-24 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
...before you go, do you like lasagna?

[ jenna no stop people are not pokemon. ]
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ coffee is my favorite non-alcoholic)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I hold dinners, just about every night. Nothing fancy, and I will put you to work helping with dishes-- but you should come anyway.
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ we're called the pawnee goddesses)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm already feeding a small army depending on the night, two more is no big deal. Just make sure your plus one knows that they work or contribute food from their personal stash, or they don't eat.

...unless they're underage, kids fly free.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
...Harvey. Wait, okay.

You know someone named Harvey and you're new. So, taking a guess that he's not a rabbit-- please, tell me he's not a rabbit-- would Harvey be tall, hot in a smug way, and wearing a suit even I can tell is expensive?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you do attend a shocking number)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ what, he is. his face practically screams 'you know you want some, i'm fucking awesome.' ]

I can buy shark off him-- we met, after the jump. Tell him the overly nosy veteran said hey.
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ i've always wanted a doorman)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ YO MIKEY

giving you a wave, sir. ]
unparental: ( ѕтaιrcaѕewιт ) (❝ i definitely have more lions than any)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I figure there's no way to describe myself without sounding like a jerk or like I'm fishing for compliments-- now you can go forth and do it yourself.

[ aw lookit the wave. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ hey kris kross-- can we change up)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about helps, but it's always nice to be appreciated. I still get a kick out of knowing my boyfriend feels the same.

[ so tldr she's not hitting on your obvious mancrush, mike. ]
unparental: ( вaтnyan ) (❝ frankly i would love to hit that. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ so now jenna thinks you're totally gay for harvey, mike. js. ]

The more the merrier, really. Just stop in whenever you feel like company and food you don't have to make completely by yourself.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i feel great. i ran five k this)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ whatever you say sparky. ]

You didn't, now we're good. It's nice to meet you, Mike-- thanks for understanding about Miles, again.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i love breakfast cereal. ❞)

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[personal profile] unparental 2012-11-01 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't call you one, don't worry.

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