oo1 ♆ i know what you be thinkin' when ya hear me tryna holla, i'm a baller

[tyrians]

[ the video starts off with a close-up of shark-like teeth and pink painted lips, before it moves to a flash of grey skin and something glowing white. it then immediately clicks off and turns into text.

woops. ]

yea
ok
thanks for that shitty tldr
anemoneways
the fact that we can find out all this OTT-ER shit but not why were even here sounds super sketch yo
like
thats kinda the most imprawntant fin were shorepposed to be knowin right
whatebber
so is this ship filled with humans or what
yo any otter trolls here
holla at your gill espefishally my useless fuckin fronds
38o

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text;

[selfkismesis]

"HOLLA"
SERIOUSLY?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY USE THE TERM "HOLLA" IN CONVERSATION?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY ENCOURAGE EVERY OTHER ASSHOLE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH TO EMBARRASS THEMSELVES BY STOOPING TO YOUR LEVEL OF DEPRAVED STUPIDITY?
DID YOU JUST LEGITIMATELY USE THAT MANY FISH PUNS IN A SINGLE MESSAGE WITHOUT WANTING TO IMPALE YOUR OWN VARIOUS BITS OF TROLLISH ANATOMY ON A MULTITUDE OF DICTIONARIES?
UNFORTUNATELY FOR MYSELF AND ALL OF REALITY, ALL OF MY QUESTIONS ARE ANSWERED BY A RESOUNDING "YES!!!" BEFORE EVERYONE WITNESSING THIS MESSAGE RUNS OFF TO COMMIT RITUALIZED SUICIDE.






...I GUESS THIS COUNTS AS MY HOLLA.
HOLLA HOLLA.
NOW, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

text;

[fronds]

... W)(at t)(e fuck.

[ em...press..... is that you.....??? ]

[text]

[testgasm]

always with the puns

is this a thing for you guys or something

seriously it just took me the better part of two minutes to figure out what 'anemoneways' was even supposed to mean

[abrahamic]

i never thought you could use this many fish puns in one entry.

[text]

[fuckinghysterical]

[She's originally from a village renowned for it's fishing; this kind of post really caught her eye.

you seem awfully fond of fish.

i bet you never run trout of these kinds of puns. c:

if you dont mind me asking though what exactly are you if not human?

text;

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < wat

[tyrians]

what

[ 1/2 ]

[tyrians]

eelmao!!!
trout!
38)

[tyrians]

im a troll
a sea troll to be spefishic
so you know all the fish puns and shit
plus puns are fuckin prawnsome yknow what im sayin

[tyrians]

shoreprise
puns are fuckin great
news at shelleven

[tyrians]

thats cause you must be fuckin retarded or somefin
if you dont have the thinkpan ability to figure out what ANEMONEWAYS was
puns
btw
are fuckin prawnsome
clamscray hater

[tyrians]

oh
motherglubbin
fuck me

[tyrians]

hahaha
holla holla!!
38D
shouts!!!
i didnt know you were here
suddenly this place doesnt seem so fuckin cod awful

[selfkismesis]

HOLLA HOLLA GET THE DEATH OF MY DIGNITY.
YOU AREN'T FEFERI, SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME AND WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT?

[tyrians]

ooooof course im not fuckin feferi or whoebber the glub that is???
what is
happenin
here

[fronds]

U)()(. )(mm.
Soooo... W)(o t)(e fin-flipping )(eck are you?? 38\

[tyrians]

i R----E----ELY dont wanna eel with this rn
so
go away

[selfkismesis]

LARGE SUMS OF CONFUSION, OBVIOUSLY.
WHICH SEEMS TO BE A STANDARD OF THIS SHITHOLE.

[tyrians]

you kinda
totes know who i am
so i dont know why youre doin this yo

[selfkismesis]

I KINDA TOTES DON'T KNOW SHIT.
I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT HERE, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME?
I DON'T HAVE AN TROLLCYCLOPEDIA'S KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY FUCKWIT IN SPACE.
THERE ARE JUST TOO GODDAMN MANY OF YOU ASSHOLES.

[tyrians]

oh

[selfkismesis]

...




WHAT.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT HUUUUGE SPACE AND AN "OH" SHIT.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO THAT.

[tyrians]

kinda already
fuckin did
yo

[selfkismesis]

WELL, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

[tyrians]

fine
whatebber
i wont