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the fuck is a turkey vulture doing in this place? and aren't you on my floor?

[If she starts screaming, he'll be able to hear here. Hilarious.]

A N G R Y T U R K E Y 002 YES WE LIVE LIKE FIVE ROOMS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT WELL WHATEVER LISTEN YOU NEED TO FIND HELP

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HUP ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

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WHOOPS ON VIDEO

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NOT HERE. SERIOUSLY

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video, after popcorn.gif-ing for a while

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A turkey vulture?

Well, I guess if there's a dinosaur.

Does anyone have a net?

IT MIGHT JUST BE A REGULAR TURKEY BUT IT'S REALLY BIG AND REALLY ANGRY I'M NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A TURKEY-CATCHING NET

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[ see, this is why she doesn't want you all on the first floor. ]

What exactly do you mean by MONSTER?

IT'S HUGE

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NOT ACTUALLY HERE

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not heeeeere

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Do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying?

WAIT WAIT HOLD ON WHAT IS SEXUAL TURKEY SLAYING

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WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A COURIER HABIT

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» audio | apologizes for threadjacking? maybe not lol

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I WELCOME ALL THE THREADJACKING /PRESSES FACE AGAINST

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is it thanksgiving around here????

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. NO.

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we'll pretend this is after she runs around with simon lol

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[ No Brendan can't hear anything from your room, Wichita. He's too busy cocooning himself in blankets and sleeping like the dead. ]

[ GOD DAMNIT, BRENDAN FRYE. ]

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Oh shit, space turkeys?

JUST YOUR RUN OF THE MILL FARM TURKEY I THINK ONLY REALLY ANGRY

permavoice on her part while i am dying of lols

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Wow.

[wait that doesn't make him look like a good samaritan to that one girl whose number he remembers]

Cavalry show yet? I could always, you know. Puke on it.

OH WOW HA HA HA OKAY THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING HI AND YEAH I THINK SO THEY SHOULD BE WAIT HANG ON

[ sloooowly moving her communicator farther away from her face so it doesn't look like she's actually yelling into her device. not attacking you, turkey. juuuuust moving her hand. dooon't attack... ]

I think, I HOPE, someone from security is on their way.

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You sure it's someone's pet? It's a fucking turkey.

[And turkeys are for EATIN'. So give him a gun and he'll shoot it.]

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ANIMALS DON'T USUALLY JUST SHOW UP ON THE SHIP, SOMEBODY HAS TO OWN IT. I GUESS. THAT'S MY WORKING THEORY ANYWAY CONSIDERING I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE NOTICED A TURKEY CLIMBING OUT OF A JUMP POD WITH US TWO WEEKS AGO. IT WAS PROBABLY WAITING IN SOMEONE'S ROOM

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Has someone dispatched it?

[ just gonna pretend she's camping out in Simon's room at this point, so she'll switch to voice ]

I haven't gone back out to check on things in a while, but I think so.

[ SHE SEES THAT SMIRK. again, in Simon's room by now, so she'll sit on camera. she look frazzled, ]

Monster was a little bit of an exaggeration. But it's big! It's a big turkey. Angry, too.

minus the vulture part, now that I'm thinking about it and have a second to but not-freaking-out.

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