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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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[cons]

I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET THE DINOSAUR SO--

OH ARE WE SPEAKING FOR HOTTIE COP NOW
DOES THIS IMPLY THE SAME THING AS WHEN I SPOKE UP FOR BRENDAN OR WHAT
SEE NOW YOU KNOW


YEAHTHAT'SWHATITHOUGHT

[constructum]

DID YOU JUST CALL HIM HOTTIE COP?
Seriously, you are apparently being attacked by a turkey and you are talking about how hot he is?

He’s a cop; it’s his job to help.

[cons]

IT'S JUST A NICKNAME IT'S AN INSIDE JOKE I'M NOT ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW
AND I AM NOT GOING TO JUSTIFY MY NICKNAMES FOR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW IN THIS SITUATION THAT I'M CURRENTLY IN

MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE MONSTER TURKEY YOU DON'T KNOW

[constructum]

Should I tell him it's just a nickname?
SHOULD I?

Because YOU DON'T KNOW, MAYBE I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HIM FROM HOTTIE FANS?

[cons]

UGH STOP YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE THIS TIME STOP STOP STOP

[constructum]

YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
Seriously, you could just talk to him once he is done defending your honor from the TURKEY.

[cons]

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BAAAAAH
I DO TALK TO BLAKE THAT'S WHY THIS SUCKS

[constructum]

I'm sure he will be flattered to know all of this.
So really, I'm not sure if it DOES SUCK.

[cons]

I HIGHLY DOUBT HE'S GOING TO BE FLATTERED BY THE FACT THAT I CALLED HIM HOTTIE COP.

[ a pause as she shuffles along the wall, because the turkey is making eyes at her again and she's not risking it. also, she's so pointing her gun right at it now because fuck you turkey ]

I WONDER IF YOU CAN PUT ENCRYPTIONS ON THINGS AFTER THEY'RE POSTED I'M GOING TO LOOK INTO THAT

[constructum]

Its not like it's an insult.
And seriously, I'm sure he already knows.
Not that hard to assume he is watching things for signs of the Turkey.

[ and she adds, just because she is finding this far too amusing ]

HI JOHN. :)
PLEASE GO HELP WICHITA FEND OFF A TURKEY.
IT'S VICIOUS AND DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH.

[learnedtosmile]

It's not that vicious.

[constructum]

[ HI JOHN, YOU MIGHT BE HER FAVORITE PERSON RIGHT NOW ]

Are you sure?
Have you tried to talk to it yet?

[learnedtosmile]

What if I have?

[constructum]

did you say; gobble gobble or something else?
these are important details i must know.

[learnedtosmile]

I think we're close to a first-name basis.

[constructum]

it was won over by your hotness and charm, wasn't it?

[cons]

NO STOP HUMORING HER OH MY GOD

[cons]

IT'S JUST TIRED NOW

[learnedtosmile]

You could come out here and help me.

[cons]

PRETTY SURE I WOULD ONLY MAKE THINGS WORSE

MAYBE IT JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME

[constructum]

Maybe it just wants you to speak french to it?

[cons]

NO FRENCH

[learnedtosmile]

If it goes after you, I'll grab it.

not here

[dirtyword]

[ wat ]

not here

[cons]

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