TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

video; YOU KNOW WHY

[sebasher]

[TIGER

COUCH.]

I was certain someone would have shot it days ago.

text;

[player_not_slayer]

a what

the fuck is a turkey vulture doing in this place? and aren't you on my floor?

[If she starts screaming, he'll be able to hear here. Hilarious.]

text;

[learnedtosmile]

A turkey vulture?

Well, I guess if there's a dinosaur.

Does anyone have a net?

text;

[constructum]

[ see, this is why she doesn't want you all on the first floor. ]


What exactly do you mean by MONSTER?

VIDEO

[unheroic]

Do you want some non-sexual turkey slaying?

text;

[fly_like_pie]

is it thanksgiving around here????

[not here]

[dirtyword]

[ No Brendan can't hear anything from your room, Wichita. He's too busy cocooning himself in blankets and sleeping like the dead. ]

» audio

[thenormalsquint]

Oh shit, space turkeys?

[bloodplay]

Wow.

[wait that doesn't make him look like a good samaritan to that one girl whose number he remembers]

Cavalry show yet? I could always, you know. Puke on it.

voice;

[alittlesideways]

You sure it's someone's pet? It's a fucking turkey.

[And turkeys are for EATIN'. So give him a gun and he'll shoot it.]

[wolfinthesnow]

Has someone dispatched it?

Video

[bottlearum]

[Okay. He's trying not to be amused, really he is.]

Monster turkey vulture?

[WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?]

text;

[vindicating]

a turkey vulture?