TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[player_not_slayer]

Shit shit shit, close, close! [Oh you bet your sweet ass he's smacking the door button for all he's worth, and trying to push it shut when it's not closing fast enough for his liking.]

Fuck, you made it. And now we're trapped in my room with a freaking murderturkey out there.

[A beat.] You're screaming some kinky ass shit at your comm, so you know.

[cons]

Oh, please. It wasn't that kinky. Ariadne won't stop flirting with me, it's weird. I dunno.

[ and basically, once the door is shut, and she's spitting out those comments and then this happens. ]

Thanks.

[ becuase seriously, she wasn't having actual Nam flashbacks, or Zombieland flashbacks whatever, but- flashbacks. ]

[player_not_slayer]

Hey, if you're into the whole biting thing and stripper cops I'm so not gonna judge-- [He was going to say more but oh hey hugs, and hugs mean boobs. Boobs pressed against him. He is so down with this.]

Uh. Anytime, dude. Couldn't let the turkey get you or nothin'.

voice; /interjects

[learnedtosmile]

[Blake is just WTFing all over this now.]

Might wanna turn off the video.

[cons]

Alright, no. Weee are not talking about this right now, Silverton. [ patpatpat on the back before she's stepping back again, not denying anything but not ]

Yeah, but I owe you one. Cause really, what the hell was that? [ still a little flustered, clearly, and- then John Blake is talking, and ugh, SIGH. sigh.]

Um. Thanks.

[ CLICK no more video.

for now. ]

John Blake is not a stripper cop, by the way, he's just a hot cop. Jesus, do not start that rumor.

[ ... and then she's laughing because what is this night, seriously ]

video, after popcorn.gif-ing for a while

[sweetmotherofgod]

Did you plant the turkey in the hall just to get a hot chick into your room? Be honest.

[She'll be totally proud if you did, js.]