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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

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[cons]

ANIMALS DON'T USUALLY JUST SHOW UP ON THE SHIP, SOMEBODY HAS TO OWN IT.

I GUESS.

THAT'S MY WORKING THEORY ANYWAY CONSIDERING I'M SURE WE WOULD HAVE NOTICED A TURKEY CLIMBING OUT OF A JUMP POD WITH US TWO WEEKS AGO. IT WAS PROBABLY WAITING IN SOMEONE'S ROOM

[alittlesideways]

What kind of weirdo keeps a turkey for a pet?

[Your questions are not helpful, Tommy.]

Have you tried waving your arms at it? Maybe if you make yourself look bigger it'll go away...

[Tommy's drunk, don't mind him.]

[cons]

[ actually, that question DOES kinda help ]

I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KINDA WEIRDO KEEPS A TURKEY FOR A PET

[ STARING AT SHERLOCK'S DOOR NOW ]

I TRIED SHOOING IT AND IT CAME AT ME SO I'M GONNA NOT

[alittlesideways]

Anyone coming to take care of it? I could try chasing it away for you. [Because he thinks you're a cool person. He'll put his life on the line against a turkey for you.]

[cons]

[ you are a TRUE bro, tommy ]

JOHN SHOULD BE UP HERE ANY MINUTE I THINK