( 03 ) video ✵ i got six friends and they all know your name

[stacked]

So, look, I get everybody's all jazzed about that list or whatever, and people wanna do the mourning thing. All good, have at it.

What I'm wondering though, is what we got working to find out who helped the dead dude get that way. Still pretty new around here so I don't know what you got rigged up already, but where I'm from something like this happens we mount up before there's a dead guy number two.

[ so that was... kind of a job application. if you tilt your head and squint. and to seal the deal. ]

Wouldn't mind helping out.

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

It wouldn't be "whatever it takes." It would be whatever you're ordered to do.

[Not least because it always goes over his head.]

[voice]

[stacked]

So orders are your kink, huh?

[ that's even more fun. ]

I can see it.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Er... [He clears his throat, because what precisely is a "kink."] I will...give orders if they are necessary, yes, though you'd not be reporting to me alone. There would be several others as well.

[voice]

[stacked]

Getting your friends in on the action? Hidden depths there, prof.

[ someone stop the ride before edgeworth gets runs over okay? okay. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

They're not my friends. They're just my coworkers. And a team is necessary to work effectively, yes.

[voice]

[stacked]

Hey, who doesn't love a good double stuff?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

...Apologies, but I would appreciate it if you used less slang. It sometimes gets to the point where you're difficult to comprehend.

[voice]

[stacked]

Gangbang work better for you?

[ this is the best game ever. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[And now he frowns, his brow furrowed - but slightly alarmed.]

Are you attempting to compare the security force to a gang?

[voice] i am... no not sorry at all actually

[stacked]

...Sure, let's go with that one. Got any experience with gangbangs, poindexter?

[voice] No never apologize, ever

[jurisimpudent]

[He crosses his arms.]

Just "gang." And yes, I have some. One can hardly be a prosecutor in Los Angeles without at least being acquainted with such activity.

[voice] all she wants is for him to ask people what a gangbang is

[stacked]

They big, these gangbangs you're used to?

[ she can't even. ]

[voice] Faith you are a bad lady

[jurisimpudent]

Gangs. And yes; they're frequently comprised of hundreds, if not thousands of people.

[voice] edgeworth you just make it so EASY

[stacked]

Wow, sounds like you can take a lot. That a big stretch for you?

[ they should film this and show it every single meal faith is only saying. ]

[voice] Easy like Tony Stark amirite

[jurisimpudent]

Certainly not.

[His voice gets a bit loftier as they start in on what he perceives to be the topic of his competence.]

A prosecutor of my skill and stature often will handle such large-scale cases - and, indeed, quite frequently several such cases at a time. Those are not my specialty, but if necessary, I can be called upon to handle them.

[voice] even EASIER

[stacked]

So you can take on-- what, four or five at once? Pretty impressive, there. You never get worn out?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Absolutely I do not. It is for lesser attorneys to complain of exhaustion and quit.

[voice]

[stacked]

Impressive stamina you got there, prof. Guessing you pull a lot of all nighters?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

About once a week, yes.

[voice]

[stacked]

Look at you, keeping it up that long.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Indeed. That shall be the schedule I keep so long as I am a prosecutor.

[voice]

[stacked]

Ever reach for a little blue pill, or is it all natural?

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[He frowns.]

I beg your pardon?

[voice]

[stacked]

Enhancements, prof. Ever take anything to keep the juices flowing?

[ ...charming phrasing. ]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

I drink tea. I hope very much that is all you are asking, and not whether I abuse drugs to enhance my alertness.