http://in-three.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] in-three.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2011-12-15 11:05 pm

captain's log | oo1 | video

[Jim's in engineering, you can see the room behind where he sits. he looks a little tired, but his eyes are as bright as ever as he looks into the camera.]

Hey all, Kirk here.

We've been up here for about a week, ship's time, which probably seems like forever and no time at all for most of you. Trust me when I say that probably won't change much. I know a lot of you are still panicking, but we need to keep in mind that the only way we're going to get out of this situation safely is by staying calm.

Anyone still adjusting to their human body should remember to stop by medical. A week is more than long enough to mess yourself up, even if you know what you're doing. [his tone says, trust me, i've been there.]

If the internal clock is anything to go by, we'll arrive at Tansei Station in about 12 days. I know we don't have much with us, but if you're thinking you need something, you might want to consider what you can barter when we get there. There's no telling when our next chance at shore leave will happen again.

[here, Jim glances away, keying something in, and anyone who expressed interest to Resnik and Ward in their broadcast concerning data collection will get a ping before he goes on.]

> open broadcast > attn $data collection team/$resnik/$ward

I've managed to get the chronometer back online, but she won't give me anything outside of a 24 hour count. [so no stardates or the equivalent thereof.] I've been trying to pull up a map of this place for the passed 78 hours but it's like the damn thing never existed in the first place. I'm starting to wonder if a blueprint was even put in the databanks.



> to: $spock | text | encryption 100%

Spock, status report. How's that list of personnel coming?



> to: $scienceAteam | text | encryption 100%

Hey guys, anyone have updates on that theory we had going?
Or an idea of how to get some private communication set up? I don't know about you, but I'm starting to doubt how safe these encryptions are if the computer system is smiling at our resident technopaths.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! HEY KIDDO!
Oh, God. So many important things! Here, let me read them off to you; it's on my clip board. I've been adding things as they come to mind.

[ la de da, America is just going to sit down with the communicator set in such a way to it shows him and now his alien friend in the camera. He flips through his clipboard, writing utensil in his teeth. Pushing up his glasses, he pulls the pen out and taps on the clipboard. ]

Righto! Goes a little something like this:
One Swiss army knife
One AK 47
A bazooka
Several pounds of coffee
Reeses Pieces
12 pack of Bud Lite
American flags
Duct tape of all colors
Frozen chicken wings
Ibuprofen
The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly
Comic books
Some XXX flicks
A working iPod (with Guns n' Roses on it)
Hoodies
Denim jeans
Combat boots
A box of donuts
Snuggies
A toilet plunger
A toolbox with tools in it
Plastic sporks
An H bomb
A bag of M&Ms
Liquor
A deck of cards, maybe even the board game Monopoly
Glitter
Compressed air
Elmer's glue
Four pounds of white feathers
A unicycle
Condoms
Episodes of the Simpsons
Coca-cola
a Macbook Pro
A chainsaw <--- really important!
A football
3-D glasses
Memory wiper
Whoopee cushion
A Gameboy Advance



....Aaaaand that's all that is on this list. I have several others back in my room.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's especially important! Two women are trying to seduce me! ]

--I hate going to the doctor.

[ Remember, he's really young in nation-terms. ]

Besides, if a chainsaw isn't there, it ain't worth it.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dude.

You can do so much with a chainsaw.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
It usually is but...
That's what Shamwow is for.

I should put those on my list.

No more luck with your crew or anything, huh?
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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sucks. I wanted to give McCoy some hugs, man. Brighten up his day and all.

Where do you suppose they are?

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[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
You are an...interesting individual, sir.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hahhaaha! Not sir! that makes me sound hella old! I'm only 235!
Old enough to make my own decisions, but young enough to still be hip!

What's your name by the way? You can call me America or Alfred if you didn't get that before!

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[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
No, I understood you are 'America.' My name is Chase, and the fact that you are 235 and apparently a country is fascinating.

[ Just..you know. Over here. Where she can adjust the volume on her communication device. ]

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
So you believe me, huh? A lot of people think I'm crazy or on crack or something.
Dude, crack totally isn't like this; I've rocked the 80's and been around, totally isn't like it!

Nice to meet you, Chase!
I think it's fascinating you have some sort of Sixth Sense going on.
You don't see dead people, do you?

That movie totally didn't make me piss my pants, ahahahaa!

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[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I believed you, Mr. America. I'm just unsure of why I shouldn't.

And it's not a sixth senth, I can't see dea--what movie is this?

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably because it's something you don't understand; they don't understand. Hell, even I don't quite understand; and yet, here I am! Crazy shit, right?
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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man! It's M. Night Shyamalanayananablahblah's like very first film! It had, uhhh, ghosts in it. Really, really scary!

H--hahahaha! Not like I was scared or anything! I watched it with my brother and everything was okay; I'm a hero so I had to watch it!

SPOILER ALERT: he's dead the entire time. I nearly lost my shit when I knew that.

[ canon fact: nothing terrifies America more than ghosts. ]
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[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Shyamalanayananablahblah Sounds like a complicated name.

[ AMERICA CHASE HAS NO IDEA WTF YOU'RE ON ]

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
YOU BET. It's a horrible name that nobody can pronounce so it's just blahblahblahhh.

Hey. Kid.
How do you feel about ghosts? Do you think they're real?

[ he needs this for his own security..... ]</sub.

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[identity profile] bearsthevision.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ghosts? No.

But it's rumoured the Crowing can bring those he loves back from the dead.

[ A small, small smile. ]

It's a good thing he's not here.

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[identity profile] starstripedhero.livejournal.com 2011-12-17 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
....
Bring them back from the dead?
More like zombies instead of ghosts, right?








What's the Crowing?