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[starked]

[ tony, unlike some people, likes observing individuals first before he says anything. there's nothing like making a fantastic entrance because you know what's going on while other people don't. it makes you look smart. technically tony supposes he doesn't need any help in that department, but it never hurts to be the observer first. right now he's a little annoyed because no one is actually being helpful in the way he wants them to be. everyone has forced his hand into asking a question, just to make sure he's not going end up writing them down wrong on his IDIOTS TRAPPED WITH ME ON THIS SHIP list. and yes, he's going to write it down and no, you cannot see it. ]

Show of hands or text or whatever, how many of you have some sort of specialty back home? Those of you who raised your hand, you should share with class what that is. I'd like to not hear about the things that are completely useless, but I know some of you will tell me then anyway. This is just a general survey question before I ask the real one, because I'm just one of those curious types.

[ or something like that. shush, again, it's for the stupid list he's making. don't judge him. ]

The real question, by the way, was how many of you are planning on looking around the ship, you know alone. Or...with a buddy, if you're that inclined to do that.

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[maskiruet.livejournal.com]

i believe you're already familiar with my skill set.

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[starked]

i still think half of those ones "listed" were lies. so for old times sake, let's go through them again, shall we?

[barkstabbark]

omnipotence
complete control over space
regicide
take your pick

theres not a fuck of a lot to see
nothing youd be able to get into anyway

[starked]

i'll take door 1 and 2 because then i can point out that you should even be here if that's the case. since you would have seen this coming and well, do i need to explain the space part?

already looked i take it.

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[harvestsol.livejournal.com]

Botanist. I maintained an oxygen garden on board a ship called the Icarus II. Alongside that, four years of NASA space training and 16 months of experience living aboard the Icarus II.

And yourself?

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[starked]

by any chance, do you know the guy with the PH.D. in astrophysics who may have had the same amount of NASA training? he looks skinny as hell if that helps.

[ he does approve of the botantist bit, however. ]

engineer is the best description. i go slightly beyond that in the grand scheme of things, but that's technically not important.

[ because mentioning that you synthesized a new element to power the arc reactor in your chest isn't you typically do when answering this question. ]

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[gofortheoptics]

[Well, this is interesting.]

I'd like to hear about your specialties too -- I think it's only fair.

Engine repair and maintenance, computer programming and security, small arms expertise, and combat drone control.

[Pause. Headtilt.]

I'm Tali.

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[starked]

it's half fair, actually, because i could eventually give it to everyone, but you're asking me to give it to you privately.

it's about the same as yours, actually, minus the drone control. i can build those things, but i hate controlling them. i also dabble in a few other things, but they're not my specialties exactly.

[ he's also not going to say i stopped building them, because that information is on a need to know basis. ]

Tony Stark. Not that the last part means anything here.

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[in-three.livejournal.com]

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[starked]

considering i can't see your face right now, it's hardly the time for a dick measuring context, kirk.

[ okay, no now he can be serious. ]

you tell me yours first. i already answered for a few other people, but i asked the asked the question first and that means i get to read the first answer.

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[hagyjbeken.livejournal.com]

Pretty much immortal, above human strength, quick healing, and military knowledge to certain degrees.

And being Magyarország in a human form, if that means anything to you.

As for exploring the ship, I'm thinking of doing so, but probably with someone else as this technology I've encountered is far more advanced than what I'm used to.

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[starked]

...i'm going to need a translation on magyarország, to be honest. though i'm assuming that's not something normally human.

how backward is the tech you're used to, out of curiosity?

[hauntedbymemory.livejournal.com]

Chaos Control.
Federal agent.

[starked]

enlighten me, how exactly can someone specialize in chaos control.

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[generarity.livejournal.com]

I suppose you could say my special talent is technically locating rare gems but my true calling has always been fashion and design!

[IT IS A VERY USEFUL AND IMPORTANT JOB IN A WORLD OF NORMALLY NAKED PONIES DON'T EVEN.]

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[starked]

...i'm not even touching on the first part, but when it comes to the second part, does that mean you might be willing to make clothes that aren't the shit they gave all of us?

[ LOOK, HE WON'T EVEN DOUBT THAT IF SHE'LL MAKE HIM A DAMN SUIT. dumbass just has sweats. 8| ]

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[aguidingstar.livejournal.com]

Flt. Lt. Max Southey, astronautics. I mainly fly heavy combat nowadays but I earned my wings on smaller interceptor classes. Is that the kind of information you were looking for?

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[starked]

that's exactly what i was looking for. not bad southey. years of experience?

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[mindsext.livejournal.com]

witty banter.

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[starked]

and yet sometimes there's too little wit in your banter to call it a specialty.

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[starked]

[ sent like...two minutes after. ]

not the worst answer though. even if i know it can't be the real one.

[ because there's no way she doesn't have some form of technical know how that enabled her to force her message onto everyone's communicator the way she did. ]

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[sailorhonesty.livejournal.com]

Well mah specialty's apple buckin' o' course. Ah wouldn't be able t' get all them apples down from th' trees on th' farm without it.

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[starked]

...apple buckin'.

explain what the hell that even is.

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[unparental]

Is 'unemployed grad student with two teenage wards' a specialty? Because if it counts, I might be the foremost expert.

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[starked]

it counts in the "i know how to wrangle children" specialty.

asking about the blood might make it seem like you have another one too, you know.