TEXT | SHERLOCK | CASE OO1

[consulting]

BORED!
Give me work. Give me problems.
My mind rebels against this stagnation.
Give me a puzzle. Or mystery.
Either will do.
Just. Give. Me. Something. To. Solve. Tranquility.
I need the mental stimulation before I result
to drinking the liquid from the grav pouches.

SH.


[ You get another text really shortly after the last one. ]


I would kill everyone of you for a cigarette. SH

Comments

IT'S ALL GOOD sherlock can shut up

[uncodlyawwesome]

nothin is wwrong wwith my keyboard you great wwhite moron

this is howw i type its a cultural aspect a my species
an for your fuckin information i knoww wwhat the fuck a proper mystery is
for example wwhy are you such a fuckin tool
theres a mystery for you

also there wwere twwo things i offered
thats wwhy i said those
you coddamn ingrate

Text

[consulting]

Does your species take marks in being irritating?
Don't you lot get taught typing classes?
Yes, I read the message obviously.
I should have added a touch of specificity.
Interesting cases, only.

SH

Text

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwhat the fuck does take marks mean
believve me im the least fuckin irritatin troll you wwill evver meet
if you evver evven meet any others

wwho the fuck needs a class to type thats stupid

[consulting]

Take marks. Get points? It's an expression.
Troll, you say? Are we speaking in the term that relates to the internet
or would it be safe to assume otherwise?
It seems, I am continuously expanding on what I have deemed impossible.

SH

[uncodlyawwesome]

it wwould be safe to assume fuckin bothwways
the only thing thats fuckin impossible is magic

[consulting]

Don't be ridiculous. It would be impossible to properly hypothesize
with Magic as a consideration.
SH

[uncodlyawwesome]

wwell there you go at least you knoww noww one thing is fuckin fake and not possible

[consulting]

I sense some hostilities.
Is someone a failed practitioner?
I bet I could do it. It does not seem like a difficult leap.
It's all minor deduction, smoke and mirrors, if you'd like.

SH

[uncodlyawwesome]

no
i havve the powwers of science on my side i dont need magic

an im not talkin about fuckin illusionist shit

[consulting]

Oh good. I was about to make a comment that the ability
to pull a rabbit out of a hat would serve no practical purpose.

Again. That tone of bitterness.
SH

[uncodlyawwesome]

its not bitterness
howw can you evven tell wwhat tone im fuckin usin

[consulting]

You brought it up, Purple Text. I merely deduced.
See, this is why I prefer people sign their posts.
I haven't the faintest idea what to refer you as.

SH

[ Nope. Asking for a name? Impossible. Not from a high functioning Human Being like yourself, MR. HOLMES. ]

[uncodlyawwesome]

you mean like you wwith your fuckin initials
just call me ca in that case if wwere gonna do that

you deduced wwrong