TEXT | SHERLOCK | CASE OO1

[consulting]

BORED!
Give me work. Give me problems.
My mind rebels against this stagnation.
Give me a puzzle. Or mystery.
Either will do.
Just. Give. Me. Something. To. Solve. Tranquility.
I need the mental stimulation before I result
to drinking the liquid from the grav pouches.

SH.


[ You get another text really shortly after the last one. ]


I would kill everyone of you for a cigarette. SH

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

oh right -- should have introduced myself. i'm connor. connor temple.

[ BOND. JAMES BOND. ]

who are you?

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

[ wat ]











seriously?

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

okay. hang on
just
answer me this in the name of science:
what ritual do Vulcans use to rid themselves of emotion?
also can you turn on your video feed for just a sec.

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

[ sure enough, a beat later, the video feed turns on to show spock hanging around in the kitchens ]

It is called the kolinahr.

text > video

[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

[ YEP this is the part where Connor's face lights up completely with pure glee. He switches on the video feed, beaming. ]

Sorry, but—this is just so cool. It's great to meet you. I mean. [ he makes a sort of super excited noise and motions enthusiastically at the camera. ] You're actually Spock.

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

[ UGH FEELINGS. WHY YOU SHOW ME DIS. ]

I am indeed aware of my identity Connor. Shall I presume you are familiar with a media provided version of my person?

[ the pieces. they are already slotting into place. ]

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

Yep. S'called Star Trek, but you probably already knew that.

Though you look like you're from the reboot, actually. Bit different. [ Totally watched that when he got back from that highly annoying Cretaceous stint, y u p.

Oh and— ]

Sorry for the encryption. Just. Following Kirk's example.

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

Your apology is unnecessary, and further, your actions are most reasonable.

As I have just confirmed the identities of both Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, I believe our theory has significantly greater bearing.

[ yes that's now an our. because as far as he's concerned connor, you're already part of the weird ass crew they're creating. ]

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

[ AHAHAHA OH.

Everything.

Makes.

Sense.

Now.

He'd been wondering what that SH stood for; clearly, figuring out the things right in front of his face is only good for when he's in deep shit. Thanks, Spock, you're a real pal.

Quick, Connor, act totally not surprise at all. ]

It's definitely gaining more scientific leverage, that's for sure. You gonna take notes? We'll have twice the chance of figuring this stuff out if we start recording our data as soon as we can.

[ He's so okay with that udek. Working together with two of the Enterprise is kind of like a dream come true, okay, despite the current circumstances. ]

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

Indeed. [ IDK CONNOR you're kind of like his prize everything at the moment, spock's pretty impressed by you. ]

It is my intention to create a formal roster of the individuals presently aboard, though given our recent revelation I am inclined to request additional data.

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

[ 8D 8D 8D ]

Oh, brilliant. We can work from there when you've got a proper list going—but how're we gonna phrase that, though? "If you've broken someone else's fourth wall, just let us know?" If that's the additional data you're talking about. Not exactly sure how we can do that without making people a little bit suspicious.

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

I have not yet determined a suitable query, however, I at the present time I am inclined to request each individual's year of origin. It is the only concrete similarity that we have identified thus far.

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

Then let's go with that. [ Spock you are the coolest. Gonna stalk that post when you make it. ]

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

May I request your contact information?

I shall attach the information for your perusal once it is appropriately compiled.

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[anomalyse.livejournal.com]

Right, yeah, sure. You know my name now, obviously, but—the number's 026, and the network ID is self-explanatory. You can reach me with any kind of feed, really, and I'll reply.

And thanks, mate. Hopefully we can get to the bottom of this.

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[of-two.livejournal.com]

Understood. [ the- bottom? this situation likely does not have a physical- oh wait. this is probably another figure of speech thing. OKAY. WORD IS IRRELEVANT. /discards. ]

I am able to be reached at 200, and should you desire my attention, hesitation is unnecessary.

Spock out.