TEXT | SHERLOCK | CASE OO1

[consulting]

BORED!
Give me work. Give me problems.
My mind rebels against this stagnation.
Give me a puzzle. Or mystery.
Either will do.
Just. Give. Me. Something. To. Solve. Tranquility.
I need the mental stimulation before I result
to drinking the liquid from the grav pouches.

SH.


[ You get another text really shortly after the last one. ]


I would kill everyone of you for a cigarette. SH

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Blargh. This took a while | TEXT

[consulting]

[ He looks at the text with enough disdain. Not you. :| ]

Trick question. The solution of which requires
extreme reexamining of the proposed problem.
Clearly there is a false statement.

SH

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[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[he doesnt always mean to be this much of a douchebag its just kind of second nature at this point]

TEXT

[consulting]

[ Sherlock can't help it. ]

No it isn't. Obviously. The coolest of the cool.
Such a threat, that the bloody space ship
should start blaring off alarms
and chucking you out into open space.

SH

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[consulting]

I legitimately doubt that you'd have anything to interest me.
Unless your in possession of a hoodie. Preferably a blue one.
I'll move from the death threats, when you promise
not to bring up a certain adversary of mine.
Pretending to be a mass murderer does do wonders to lower your
cool points, if we're being frank.


SH

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[consulting]

But do you have a hoodie? This is a life or death matter, actually.

I am Sherlock Holmes.
Regardless of weather or not.
You want to believe it.

Yes. I'll drop the signing when you drop the red font and blatant
avoidance to capitalization.
SH

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[sherlock hes 13 you would look simply ridiculous in any of his clothes!!]

[consulting]

[ But if I get a hoodie, Mouse will get me 4 cigarettes. The cigarette black market is srsbzns. ]



Fair enough. I'll take my inquiry elsewhere.
Rather be a chump with proper grammar.

[ Jim Moriarty also often forgot his shift key, that bothered him a bit. ]


Life is dull without life threatening situations.
I don't understand how anyone lives without them.

SH

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[it isn't forgetting as much as putting forth the effort to use punctuation would give the impression he cared and that is just uncool

also hes just a little lazy]

[consulting]

For trade.
Congratulations. I think you've finally managed to make me abhor teenagers.

SH

[turntechgodhood.livejournal.com]

[consulting]

It's not insanity. It's high functioning Sociopathy.