[text]

[scratched]

so this live action law and order episode is great and all but can we address some serious concerns here

like who can give a goddamn haircut

if i see one more asshole walking around with a mullet im going to do a triple axel right off the motherfucking rocker

Comments

[zoosmell]

i could do it!
but i think your hair looks fine.
i mean, mullets are not that bad?

[scratched]

oh wow

stop talking
typing
whatever

stop

[zoosmell]

let me cut your hair!
don't be a lame-o.
after i'm done with you, i think you will be super attractive.
you just want more of a mullet shape, right?

[consulting]

Law & Order has murders.
The tranquility does not.

:(

SH

[scratched]

dont make a fucking sad face about the lack of brutal homicide jesus christ

anyway youre one of the major offenders here
like i think i have take a sick day tomorrow because look at you makes me nauseous

[uncodlyawwesome]

you mean people arent just cuttin their owwn hair

[scratched]

[oh its that guy

yeah

him

or whatever]

look they probably just didnt check the safety scissors out of the daycare box
dont ask me i dont know what people do with the privacy of their own hair
all i know is theyre now making that shit public and it is offensive as hell
this is an official protest

[uncodlyawwesome]

maybe they should groww the fuck up grab a pair a scissors an get to wwork
i mean its not easy but if you havve any fuckin idea wwhat youre doin cuttin your owwn hair isnt a big deal

wwhats a mullet anywway it sounds gross

voice

[handelaar]

Haven't found anyone I trust with a goddamn pair of scissors.

Tell me if ya find out.

voice

[scratched]

Don't worry, if I find the hair savior, you'll know him by the light of holy salon rays guiding the way.

[player_not_slayer]

Shit this place would actually be interesting if there was some murders going around like on TV.

[Law and Order is a fucking ancient show, but they still show reruns sometime on the old fart channels at fuck o'clock, so at least he still recognizes it. Doink doink noises and all.

He's just going to ignore the bit about haircuts for now.]

[scratched]

Hey, so there's some psychopaths I think you need to meet, bro, you'll get along great. Maybe you can plan each other's perfect murder. It'll be a dream come true.

[law and order is the best in any era]

text:

[entrapments]

tits or gtfo

im sorry..

[scratched]

[there are no words only an attachment labeled tits.jpg

it is a picture of dave with his jumpsuit halfway unzipped to show his skinny white chest and sticking his tongue out in a really stupid way

john can be seen in the background making a horrified face.]

text;

[sweetmotherofgod]

Hey, let me know if anyone speaks up. Especially if they have bleach. My regrowth is getting dire.

text;

[scratched]

this right here is cause for a mutiny
forget the other shit like kidnapping and lost in space with creepy as fuck skeleton rooms
they are going to make you die in the vacuum of the infinite with bad roots the monsters

Video

[onteamdyson]

How useless are you people? I do hair all the time. Send your mulleted goons to me for their own good.

video

[scratched]

Don't include me in this goon bonanza, I got this shit under control.

[no dave u dont]

You got a name or a number or what?

text

[swagneto]

[ fuck his life and fuck the sixties ]

Your priorities are in order.

text

[scratched]

come on i want some credit here
im 13 and stuck in space without any parental figures whatsoever and i havent set a single thing on fire or done something epically retarded to look at boobs
its practically a miracle

text;

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < i can!!! :DD

[ with her claw gloves.

NO ONE SAID IT HAD TO BE A GOOD HAIRCUT WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF LOPPING OFF EARS. ]

text;

[scratched]

[GOOD PLAN]

guess the writing career wasnt working out for you

voice;

[jilt]

It seems everyone is requesting the use of a barber as of late.

voice;

[scratched]

Right now it is like flying with an entire horde of wife-beater wearing ex-Rangers and it's making me nauseous. Shit is seriously making for a negative work environment.

text

[heltersskelter]

i want to see that.