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so this live action law and order episode is great and all but can we address some serious concerns here

like who can give a goddamn haircut

if i see one more asshole walking around with a mullet im going to do a triple axel right off the motherfucking rocker

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mullet (muhl-let)

n.

1. hairstyle in which the offender allows his or her hair to grow out long in the back and kept short in the front to offend from as many different directions as possible 2. a disgrace 3. commonly found in hillbillies and space trash

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oh is that wwhat you call that
thats probably the wworst look ivve seen on anyone in my life i just assumed it wwas some gross style humans thought looked good on evveryone
it doesnt
i see your point exactly an if i could id take an cut all a that carp off wwhile they wwere sleepin just to savve us the time an effort lookin awway from them

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sounds like a job for some undercover 007 hair ninjas
this right here requires some vigilante justice
about to bring the cops right down on the head of the party in the back so hard it echos right into space

THAT ICON

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it requires someone to explain wwhat the fuck haircare is an wwhy its important to evvery livvin creature especially ones people gotta look at

its so cute...........

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see this is evidence
when people get on my fucking case about why i were these shades inside
this
this is the reason
without them i would have been struck blind already
they are personal protection

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i dont knoww if theyre gonna be much fuckin help in the long run evveryones just gonna get shaggier an shaggier