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so this live action law and order episode is great and all but can we address some serious concerns here

like who can give a goddamn haircut

if i see one more asshole walking around with a mullet im going to do a triple axel right off the motherfucking rocker

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im sorry..

[scratched]

[there are no words only an attachment labeled tits.jpg

it is a picture of dave with his jumpsuit halfway unzipped to show his skinny white chest and sticking his tongue out in a really stupid way

john can be seen in the background making a horrified face.]

oh my god yes. yes yes yes.

[entrapments]

[ it's a short amount of time later (enough for her to finish laughing) to get back to him. ]

you sir. are amazing.

i was like "dang i hope this does not terrify them im a terrible rper"

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well shit you dont gotta tell me i already know
i whisper it to my reflection every morning when i get to see the sight of that adonis in the mirror

if by terrify you mean amaze and by terrible you mean beautiful

[entrapments]

oh my god

adonis? really?