text;

[doggedly]

so if you see something that looks like mistletoe growing in the corner of your doorway
or elsewhere

DONT LET IT SEE YOU
DONT APPROACH IT especially with company
GET AWAY FROM IT or else set it on fire
carefully on fire
ill be along to take care of it later


thanks



[as part of the aftermath of space christmas, there may be some vicious mistletoe hanging around in certain doorways. some of it bites, and some of it growls, and some of it pursues you until you kiss the person you ran into on your way into the kitchen. classic wizard mistletoe prank gone slightly awry but also it's still funny. mistletoe began concentrated mostly on level 5, but it's spread itself upwards and downwards. and into the SEC offices. and elsewhere. feel free to say that you have been assaulted or do some threads of being assaulted in this post/your inboxes/useful log created for this purpose.]

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[jurisimpudent]

Black it needs to be cleared out of the SEC offices right now

[doggedly]

ILL GET TO IT

[text]

[circumitus]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED??

[As if she's not already in a mood for stomping on everyone's toys, you can bet she just preemptively killed that shit with fire. You know. Just Rey Stuff.]

[text]

[doggedly]

are you trapped

[unmakes]

iiiiii think its kinda neat
i'm just saying

[doggedly]

right yeah it is
thanks
totally brilliant

only youve not been cornered yet
have you

[invisibilitea]

It bit me!

[doggedly]

Yeah, you should-- er. Get that seen to.

So-rry.

[fullmoon]

I hope Tyke shaves your eyebrows.

[unmakes]

oh my god i'm picturing that

[doggedly]

oh shut up who asked you

[circumitus]

will gladly take the honors if she doesn't.

not here.

[darkart]

[ He's not laughing with you. ]

not here.

[doggedly]

[ha ha do you know how hard it is not to send all the mistletoe to find you Sev


it's really really really hard]

text.

[enlistments]

Don't let the mistletoe see you.

text.

[doggedly]

yes



stay mostly to its left its bad with the left

[majestyofthethrone]

Sixth floor, kitchen.

[doggedly]

is where youre trapped or where a crop is

[anybodies]

Does it have a mouth?

It sounds like it has a mouth.

[doggedly]

it might

i mean yeah
a bit
just a bit of a mouth
not a great many teeth though dont worry

( text )

[pushfall]

Why is mistletoe trying to eat people?

( text )

[doggedly]

call it christmas magic

[alsohawkeye]

What was this originally meant to do, anyway? Like if the prank had gone as planned.

[doggedly]

it wasnt precisely a prank
it just encourages kissing


if it was a prank it would have gone off loads better trust me

text

[ryuuzaki]

Why?

Please explain the mistletoe's capabilities

text

[doggedly]

its like any mistletoe really
it likes kisses

text

[strayed]

Get rid of it.

text

[doggedly]

im getting to it im getting to it
its just aggressive itll be all right

[timeisluck]

... aaand is this part of your magic?

[doggedly]

not exactly

[overdraws]

what'd you do

[doggedly]

why do i have to have done something
im issuing a warning im protecting everyone

really its the fault of whoever grew the gardens
for growing such enthusiastic vegetation

[sacrifica]

what will it do if it sees us??

[doggedly]

wait for kisses

[makedo]

[ eloquently: ] the fuck?

[doggedly]

yeah exactly



at least its not murderous

[or demonic you know count your blessings, bro.....]

[skjalf]

I will happily set it aflame if you wish, but here was I thinking you wished to kiss me. I would have to decline, of course, but I would have been most flattered all the same.

( she laughs a little, though perhaps it doesn't ring as merrily as her laughter usually does. recent events still weigh heavily upon her. )

Botany aside, how fare you of late, my friend?

sorry i'm so late :<

[doggedly]

Well, if it happened to work out that way...

[He leaves it unsaid, but feel free to fill in the blank (wink wink).]

Anyway, I'm all right. Bit busy with the, er, mistletoe extermination and pursuit. But I've had a few kisses, I s'ppose that's it's own reward. Have you been harassed at all?