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so if you see something that looks like mistletoe growing in the corner of your doorway
or elsewhere
DONT LET IT SEE YOU
DONT APPROACH IT especially with company
GET AWAY FROM IT or else set it on fire
carefully on fire
ill be along to take care of it later
thanks
[as part of the aftermath of space christmas, there may be some vicious mistletoe hanging around in certain doorways. some of it bites, and some of it growls, and some of it pursues you until you kiss the person you ran into on your way into the kitchen. classic wizard mistletoe prank gone slightly awry but also it's still funny. mistletoe began concentrated mostly on level 5, but it's spread itself upwards and downwards. and into the SEC offices. and elsewhere. feel free to say that you have been assaulted or do some threads of being assaulted in this post/your inboxes/useful log created for this purpose.]
or elsewhere
DONT LET IT SEE YOU
DONT APPROACH IT especially with company
GET AWAY FROM IT or else set it on fire
carefully on fire
ill be along to take care of it later
thanks
[as part of the aftermath of space christmas, there may be some vicious mistletoe hanging around in certain doorways. some of it bites, and some of it growls, and some of it pursues you until you kiss the person you ran into on your way into the kitchen. classic wizard mistletoe prank gone slightly awry but also it's still funny. mistletoe began concentrated mostly on level 5, but it's spread itself upwards and downwards. and into the SEC offices. and elsewhere. feel free to say that you have been assaulted or do some threads of being assaulted in this post/your inboxes/useful log created for this purpose.]
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( she laughs a little, though perhaps it doesn't ring as merrily as her laughter usually does. recent events still weigh heavily upon her. )
Botany aside, how fare you of late, my friend?
sorry i'm so late :<
[He leaves it unsaid, but feel free to fill in the blank (wink wink).]
Anyway, I'm all right. Bit busy with the, er, mistletoe extermination and pursuit. But I've had a few kisses, I s'ppose that's it's own reward. Have you been harassed at all?
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( ohhh, no. she isn't going to be doing any imagining of herself with another man. but it was a good attempt, and she smiles, recognizing it for what it is.
she is coming to greatly enjoy this playful banter between the two of them. )
Should you require any aid with that, I have been known to conjure a bolt of lightning or two. And I have not been harassed, though I have enjoyed many kisses. This time of year has ever been a favourite of mine, though now for several new reasons.
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[He wouldn't be adverse to it, that's what that trail-off means. Maybe this was a deliberate plot, to get kisses, and it's gone just slightly awry--and maybe it wasn't so deliberate, but has worked out in a generally favorable way. Who can say.
But banter is okay too! (Kissing would be better, obviously.)]
But I am glad that you've been enjoying yourself and really getting into the Christmas spirit. [wink..] Can you show me a bolt of lighting?