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[ the camera turns on to reveal sally, up close at first but then she props the communicator up on her nightstand and scoots back to sit cross-legged on her new bed. she lifts a hand to push her hair back behind her ear but seems to think better of it (for bite-scar reasons, not that there's any real way to know that), instead opting to press her palms together with her index fingers to her mouth for a half-second while she thinks of quite what to say. ]
Right, so I know everyone's super busy packing their shit and trying not to live in some weird sci-fi ghost town, but you can totally put that down for a second because I'm seriously bored and we're playing a game.
[ okay? okay. ]
Pretty much everyone has some kind of space booze, right? Good, because there's this game back home - it's called Never Have I Ever. For pretty much the 5% of you who haven't actually heard of it? It's... actually pretty stupid, like for frat guys or thirteen-year-olds who found their dad's stash, but just shh, humor me here. Basically, someone starts off like 'Never have I ever blah blah blah'. Never have I ever ~ridden a bike~, never have I ever... I don't know, jumped off a cliff. Anyway, everyone who has done the Never-Have-I-Ever has to take a shot. Or a sip, or a rain-check for when you do have booze, or even just drink juice or something - it doesn't matter, that's not the point.
The point is, there are apparently way more people on this ship than I realized and I know pretty much nobody, and I know I'm not the only one. Apparently solidarity is a thing, so why not actually get to know each other a little? I mean, beyond that whole A/S/L survey that went around - not that it was bad or anything.
And if you roll in just to, I don't know, shit all over the game or something? Then you're a jerk and a loser and you should suck it up and play anyway. Like, what's the worst that can happen? You forget to be an angry douche for like five seconds?
Anyway, let's tear this shit up.
I can start, this one's easy:
Never have I ever voluntarily left the planet Earth.
[ go ahead and start your own 'never have i ever' top-levels, even if you don't reply to hers. c: ]
Right, so I know everyone's super busy packing their shit and trying not to live in some weird sci-fi ghost town, but you can totally put that down for a second because I'm seriously bored and we're playing a game.
[ okay? okay. ]
Pretty much everyone has some kind of space booze, right? Good, because there's this game back home - it's called Never Have I Ever. For pretty much the 5% of you who haven't actually heard of it? It's... actually pretty stupid, like for frat guys or thirteen-year-olds who found their dad's stash, but just shh, humor me here. Basically, someone starts off like 'Never have I ever blah blah blah'. Never have I ever ~ridden a bike~, never have I ever... I don't know, jumped off a cliff. Anyway, everyone who has done the Never-Have-I-Ever has to take a shot. Or a sip, or a rain-check for when you do have booze, or even just drink juice or something - it doesn't matter, that's not the point.
The point is, there are apparently way more people on this ship than I realized and I know pretty much nobody, and I know I'm not the only one. Apparently solidarity is a thing, so why not actually get to know each other a little? I mean, beyond that whole A/S/L survey that went around - not that it was bad or anything.
And if you roll in just to, I don't know, shit all over the game or something? Then you're a jerk and a loser and you should suck it up and play anyway. Like, what's the worst that can happen? You forget to be an angry douche for like five seconds?
Anyway, let's tear this shit up.
I can start, this one's easy:
Never have I ever voluntarily left the planet Earth.
[ go ahead and start your own 'never have i ever' top-levels, even if you don't reply to hers. c: ]
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I don't think it works the same if you're sticking to juice.
[...not that he'd actually know]
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[ back to the normal voice, and with a hint of a grin. ] I'd rather have people playing it wrong than not playing at all. So shut up play the game.
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Never have I ever-- [ Wanted to sleep with his boss? Nope. Flown on a starship? Nope. Rode a horse? Nope. Been married? Nope. His life is too interesting for this game. ]
Never have I ever been even the tiniest bit interested in shrubberies.
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That is a seriously weird thing to start with, but I've seen some pretty impressive topiary, so. [ She drinks. ]
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[ but then comes his never have i, and it earns him a slightly confused look he can't actually see. she sounds amused when she says: ] Not drinking, just for the record.
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You had to start off with that, huh? [ Well, that meant Peter had to down his shot - easy enough, considering he probably had a liver more scarred than the surface of the moon. ]
Alright. Let's see... Never have I ever died and come back.
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[ Look, he'd done that before he even met you, Pete... ]
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[Death. Complicating everything. But let it never be said that she's dull.]
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This seriously can't be any fun if people ain't playin' with booze.
[ how dare you encourage juice drinking. ]
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[ Because fourteen years old, and not even the youngest around. ]
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Moving along.
Never have I ever given up something for my family.
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[ as for his own, her head tilts slightly, and she lifts up a full shot glass in gesture. here's to you and your dumb hard-hitting questions - down the shot goes. ]
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Wait, no- Never have I ever had a dog.
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I'm starting to wonder what that says about my life.
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[Have the most shit-eating grin ever, here, Sally, and anyone else listening in for that matter.] Guess I have to play if I don't want to marked as a loser jerk though, huh?
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[raising an eyebrow and his glass] Never have I ever lost track of the full moon.
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Never have I ever...ridden a bike?
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Wow, I haven't played this since... [Don't say college. That'll make you sound old.] a while.
Hm... Never have I ever been married. Thank God. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Just... I... don't want that kind of commitment right now and why am I telling the whole network this?
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Wow dude you really need to loosen up. What do I need to say to get you to down as many shots as possible?
[obviously he's not drinking.]
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Never have I ever worked as a nurse.
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Never have I ever heard of a bigger waste of time.
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[He takes a sip of his juice-- off camera.]
Okay... Never have I ever worn a skirt.
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[ his never-have-i has her taking a shot. ]
Never have I ever... kissed a girl. [ if he plays the skirt card, she gets to play this card. ]
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