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[Seth has gotten about two hours of sleep in as many days, and he's getting super bored of laying face-down in bed trying to pass out. Also maybe slightly delirious from sleep deprivation but those are just details.

So instead he has settled for dragging everyone who looks at the Network down with him. He's sitting up when he starts the video, his hair is sticking out in all sorts of crazy directions and the fact that he's shooting from the shoulders up makes it obvious that he's bare-chested. Look, it's not his fault Werewolves are naturally allergic to shirts, okay?]

Does this spaceship ever land on planets? If it lands on a planet and there's nobody there, do we get to name it? I'd like to know where to formally submit my suggestions, because I'm thinking Sethtopia.

[For someone who is dead tired, he sure is disgustingly chipper. In fact, he practically bounces in place when he remembers to ask:]

Hey, are there any aliens here?

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[chickenselects]

I haven't met any others yet, but yeah, definitely there are. [Not that Garrus looks like one anymore, so less than thrilling on that front. For everyone involved, really. Sorry Seth.]

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Others? Wait, does that mean you are one? [Suddenly there is a big face filling up the whole screen because he's trying to get a better look. He was holding out for somebody green, Garrus, rude.] You kinda look, I don't know, regular. Human. I mean, no offense.

...Is that offensive? That's probably offensive.

Sorry.

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You're naming a planet Seth-place?

[Well.]

We've landed at stations, I know that much for sure.

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Just one! The next one can totally be Daphne-something.

Somebody mentioned that I just missed it. What was it like? Were there aliens there? [Why is nobody else as excited about aliens as he is??]

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[wolfdreamer]

What do you mean, aliens?

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You know, little green dudes! People from other planets.

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[invis]

There are extraterrestrials on board.

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dude awesome have u seen them

are u one???

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[padawansnips]

[One little alien girl. Check.]

Why do you want to know?

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[omfg Seth has to do a doubletake, and then breaks out into a grin.] Uh, because it's the coolest thing ever? [Seriously!]

Hi. I'm Seth. I come in peace. [I'm so sorry Ahsoka, you have no idea how close he is to laughing at his own joke.] Where are you from? Have you been on a spaceship before? What's your name??

[iceboxed]

Technically isn't everybody here an alien?

[well, other than joe. but he doesn't count]

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[Mind: blown.]

Dude! I didn't even think about that.

I kinda want to demand that someone take me to their leader, now.

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[resourcefulgirl]

Let me guess. Your name is Seth, isn't it?

[ Guess who's equally as tired but doesn't actually look it because makeup, thank god. Without makeup, those bags under her eyes would be totally noticeable. ]

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That's completely unrelated. [No it's not.] Sethtopia just happens to be the coolest name available out of all known names.

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[helpmeguideit]

In a manner of speaking - we are all aliens here, as we don't know the planet of origin, really, for this ship.

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Yeah, but being Aliens from Earth just sounds so boring! [Seth logic.]

[leaps]

We land sometimes. Nothing good ever comes of it though, so I'd save the excitement.

[ actual ray of sunshine hikaru sulu. ]

Why are you asking about aliens?

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Why not? What happens when we land? [omg don't rain on his space parade, Sulu!]

I wanted to meet one! I didn't even know they were real but they totally are, how cool is that?

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[altercate]

[ seth how are you real. ]

Aren't you tired.

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[did u just end your question with a period, derek how are you so terse even in texts]

omg i am so beat dude!! i havent slept in forever have you?

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[ex_question191]

Seriously? That's your first question? When you get to name a planet after yourself? I'm assuming you're Seth, anyway.

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This is important stuff! Besides, I asked... other questions, before. At goop-central. [None of them were any better tbh.]

It's okay to be mad that you didn't think of it first, dude.

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Sure there are. Big... slimy, blue aliens with eyes as large as... dinner plates. [ That would have been a lot more scarier and he would have definitely been able to be a lot more descriptive with his little lie if he was less drunk and you know, less sleep deprived? ]

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[Seth is just trying really hard to picture that. Lay off the sauce, Damon.] Do you figure they get stuff stuck in their eyes a lot? How rude would it be to ask?

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[unbekannte]

[ dryly, to the point that one could almost hear Anasatasia rolling her eyes even without the help of a visual reference: ]

Gee, what a creative name - however did you come up with it?

[ Granted, she's making a lot of assumptions here - but it's a fairly safe bet, nonetheless. ]

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It just came to me.

[Seth has a sassy werewolf sister, he is fluent in the language of invisible eyerolls.]

Why, do you have a better name in mind? [NOT LIKELY!]

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[cutemupgirl]

I assume there would be aliens, considering.

[She just doesn't really want to think about that quite yet. Still getting used to this, blah blah blah.

Still, she's going to give him a weird look.]

Why would you name a planet Sethtopia? Wouldn't you want something more, hm, science fiction sounding?

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Because it sounds totally awesome? [Everybody is raining on his parade, boo.] I guess I'm not 100% against other suggestions, what's your science fictiony idea?

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[virtuoso]

[ sethtopia. ]

No, no, & U R.

[ yeah that's it, context is for wimps. ]

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[Wow, someone actually managed to be more curt than Derek. Seth is kinda impressed!]

yea but i meant cool aliens not just ppl from earth u know that's boring