mark xvi suit ❦ [ voice ] ❦ i got it all, yes it's true, but why don't i get you.

[starked]

We haven't had a jump that exciting in months. Smiley, a puddle of someone outside the medbay and a jump that felt a little different than normal. Almost makes me think that was just the start. I know, Tony, don't do the thing where you ruin the calm, but seriously, we're overdue for it. Personally, I vote for no pirates this time, but that may just be me and the residual annoyance of them.

[ this is so not actually what tony meant to open up with, but it's meant to sort of break the ice a little bit before he moves onto the important question. not to mention, maybe even pressing the issue of feeling weird after the jump was partially important to him. but details.]

Speaking of exciting jumps though. We all know that sometimes you get weird things from home and the like from the lockers on occasion. If you haven't, sucks to be you. [ a beat where tony takes a moment to take a drink of something. ] Show of hands, how many people got something that didn't look like it was from home, or seemed to just hop right over the bad line and into the territory of unpleasantness that may or may of not prompted you to scream what the fuck? Or whatever profanity you're fond of.

Don't be shy, I'll admit it, I found a shin bone in my locker and since I don't moonlight as a surgeon that cuts off limbs, that definitely shouldn't have been there. So, spill, satisfy my curiosity about this.

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voice;

[cons]

I got a puppet.

[ and she sounds really pissed about it ]

voice;

[starked]

One, what kind? And two, I wanna see it.

[ there's probably a puppet joke in here.

he's resisting the urge to make it. ]

text;

[virtuoso]

PERH it was UR shinbone.

[ he's just playing along with this silly time travel/multidimensional theme, okay. ]

text;

[starked]

no my shinbone. don't wer this shoe.

gud try tho. hi. C:

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[heister]

Got a box of cookies. Someone took a bite out of every single one.

[ hahaha need a troll tony danny's your man.

it's true though, he did. ]

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[starked]

type?

[ he will say it's very bad depending on the type, okay. ]

[majestyofthethrone]

Sorry I abandoned you at the jump, Tony.

[starked]

I was naked under the towels. Had a shin bone. Not blaming you all that much.

voice;

[memorari]

No, but that does explain the screaming, thanks.

You okay? You seem okay, relatively, but — a shin bone, really. [ that would seriously squick her out. ]

voice;

[starked]

I'm touched you heard me.

[ he's not, but shh. ] It was clean. Not as bad as it could have been. Didn't come with blood dripping from it or anything. I call it a win. Did kind of think of you when I pulled it out.

voice;

[unapparent]

That's barbaric. Thank goodness it isn't common.

[ shhhh she's new. ]

voice;

[starked]

[ he shouldn't laugh. and yet he can't help but snicker a little. sorry hermione. ]

New batch. [ no really, that gives you away. ] The shins might not be but there are a few things that can be defined as, you know, barbaric.

[klutziness]

[be cool don't freak out about how there apparently two alternate versions of your old boss here]

I got a kinkajou.

[starked]

[ you learn to roll with the punches eventually girl. ]

As in the animal?

video » encryption » 100%

[oikodomae]

[ GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT ]

You got a shin bone?

video » encryption » 100%

[starked]

[ actual pleased look right now. ]

Chase, I wasn't sure you had it in you.

[ THAT'S TEASING HE LOVES YOU ANNABETH. ]

Did you not hear the what the fuck shout?

[thoughts]

If you tip it too far, it'll spill.

[starked]

My shoe or my shin or me?

video;

[eradicant]

[EVEN THOUGH HE ISN'T AWARE because he's busy pressing at the screen, trying to get that keyboard to get its ass back here right now. god how do you technology]

You goddamn piece of shit.

video;

[starked]

[ the hell. ]

Not the first time I've heard that. Might be the first time I don't know the why. Care to share?

[rixatus]

you didn't like it?

[starked]

little too clean for my taste.

couldn't do a whole skeleton?

[ tony no. ]

voice;

[uncurse]

A shin bone.

Has this crap happened before? Why is anyone still opening them?

[ and better question, who was the puddle of someone? she's counting herself lucky she missed that one, because while emma's the kind of person who likes to be in the middle of things, she's had a rough couple days winding up on a space ship with mr. gold as the only familiar face. smiley, she can at least figure out who that is; the creepy texts.

but if shin bones are popping up in people's lockers, she'll just have to consider herself lucky that what got dropped in hers was more subtle. ]

voice;

[starked]

Because otherwise you've got a bunch of naked people stumbling back to their rooms. Not so bad on the first floor, but you get cold after about the sixth floor. And I end up only having one eye until I get back to my room.

[ here's the thing, generally speaking tony and the newer people is a recipe for disaster, because sometimes he says things that may not be true but are really just supposed to be jokes and sometimes they'll believe it and then he gets yelled at later.

but at the same time, correcting stuff like this is enjoyable and typically makes up for his accidental comments that spell out doom when really all they were supposed to be were jokes. ]

You're new. The shin bone is new. Stuff you don't want to see gets mixed in with stuff you do.

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[sinewy]

Got some bones, myself. Hundred of 'em.

[ joe is less than thrilled. ]

video »

[starked]

Human?

[ tony's sympathy is nonexistent oops. ]

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[unparental]

Nothing, yet again.

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[starked]

If you listen to everyone else, that's a good thing.

video;

[coffeeking]

You know, I'm beginning to feel a little left out of the locker lottery. And I am sure that statement will come back to bite me.

video;

[starked]

I'm going to laugh and probably take a picture when it does. Just to document it.

[northerner]

Whose shin bone?

[ important questions r us ]

[starked]

[ super important question actually. gj robb. ]

Jury's still out on that one. No one's claimed to be missing one yet.

NOT HERE.

[leaps]

[ just casually observing tho ]

NOT HERE.

[starked]

[ gonna come after you tho. ]

voice;

[20mentholkools]

Shin bone. Could be useful.

not here;

[suddenlycaptain]

[ ]

video;

[onetouch]

A shin bone?

[Ned shook his head, like he might be sick all over again. This ship just kept throwing him curveballs.

Actually, the whole damn thing was a left hook heading for his face at about 90 mph. But he could choose not to acknowledge that fact.]

Is there a murderer on board?

video;

[starked]

How in the hell do you—

[ It's then that Tony actually looks at the number that's replying to him before he stops himself mid-sentence. New pie guy, therefore, doesn't know that yes maybe there are murderers on board. ]

Depends on how you define murderer.

audio;

[suddenlycaptain]

Does it look like it was chewed on at all?

audio;

[starked]

Nope. Looked clean. Almost like someone washed all the blood off after maybe getting the meat off of it in some way that avoided chomping.

[bloodplay]

[ maybe he should be a little more hesitant about giving out this information, considering he does moonlight as a surgeon that cuts off limbs, but not talking about it would probably be more compromising. ]

Spill's a good choice of words. [ a pause. wait for it, wait for it; ] I got blood.

[starked]

[ blood though. and look, technically, if anyone asks, you can just blame it on the bad lockers. not anything from home. ]

Blood usually gushes. [ seriously, he's getting the image of like a blood waterfall. ] In bags?

video;

[coy]

Should I be feeling left out that I didn't get something totally creepy?

video;

[starked]

[ There's a pause where Tony actually glances at the number before answering. ]

New kid, technically coming here counts as totally creepy. Never say never.

voice; shittiest of shit encryption (maybe 40%)

[therangerking]

[ Very, very stiffly: ]

Stark, will you lock this?

[ You mentioned weird jump and getting a shinbone. Aragorn is really pinged. ]

voice; encrypted 100% you tried, aragorn. you really did.

[starked]

[ And done. ]

Locked and ready to go. Spill.

[endeavors]

I... got a chest. It won't open.

[derp.]

[starked]

Are you always this descriptive?

[ tony, you could try and maybe tone down on the sarcasm. ]

» video

[tarheel]

I got a rock.

[ actually, he got nothing, but deadpan charlie brown references are never inappropriate. ]

» video

[starked]

[ the driest look ever. ]

Is it your pet rock?