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I don't really enjoy making these recordings so I'll try and be brief. While things are slow in medbay - and I know I'm probably jinxing it by saying that - I want to remind people that we're open for run of the mill check ups, consultations on existing ailments, examining any strange itches or lumps, help with nutrition or sleeping problems--anything you need. We've seen it all before.

For those of you who frequently put yourselves at risk, the medbay really works better when we have stock of your own blood available, which means coming in and getting it drawn. We have synthetic blood, and all sorts of injections and tablets that can improve the capacity of blood production, but nothing is better than getting your own blood back when you get injured. It's especially important in the case of gunshot wounds where you lose a lot of fluids much too quickly.

And uh, finally... [ Dexter scratches his nose. ] If you have any odd nutritional needs, it'd be better if we could discuss them now rather than have to pick up the bodies later. Medbay can help, just give us a call. I promise we'll be one hundred percent discreet, no matter what.

Oh-- [ Not quite done yet, okay. ] Does anyone know how to make bear claws? Jelly filled donuts? I owe someone an apology, and baked goods have always been the way to go.

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[ Dexter's done vampires before, but Angel is really the typical brooding dark sort of vampire he expected to see, and it's honestly tricky picking out which is which just by sight. Maybe he'll get some kind of sixth sense for it with enough practice. ]

I used to buy them for my sister when I'd managed to piss her off, but there's a distinct lack of pastry shops on board. Right when I need one, too.

[ Or if you're Sam Winchester, you can tell just from a handshake. In any case, Benny might have his dark humor and brooding moments, but the value he places on human life allows him to walk among them relatively unnoticed. Even after 50 years in Purgatory, he still manages to pass off as quirky, but harmless. ]

Well, if I got the ingredients 'round here somewhere... I could be convinced to give up gumbo for a spell. What's your role at the medbay?

I'd settle for your recipe for gumbo. That might do just the trick, actually. A taste of home, that's all.

[ Dexter makes a thoughtful, friendly noise. ]

I'm a medical officer. When we were low on hands, I had to do more - gunshot wounds, that sort of thing - but fortunately we've got a couple of proper surgeons now. I prefer the labwork, but there's times when it's all hands on deck.

Nightshift--better answer?

Well, when you put it like that, how can I refuse? Tell you what, I got a batch simmerin' for your use.

[ Medical officer makes sense. At least, it's a profession old enough for Benny to have heard of it, so he nods. ]

So, uh... with all that labwork, does that mean you handle that synthetic stuff?

You're my hero.

[ Dexter offers one of his big fakish grins--he thinks they're good, but it depends on who's looking. ]

A few of us are qualified to distribute it, if that's what you mean? Would you prefer to discuss it in person?

[ Look at these two ~~monsters~~ being so neighborly.

Benny's clever, can read a man or monster pretty well... but even Andrea surprised him, so he isn't exactly perfect. Then again, he always was holding a candle for her for 50 years, could be he was just looking through rose colored glasses when it came to her. In any case, Dexter's mask stays safely in place and unnoticed by the vamp... who goes about locking this transmission down. ]

Seein' as you'll be coming to pick up your order, sure. [ An easy excuse, and keeps Benny from going to the medbay and potentially getting himself in the uncomfortable position of refusing a medical checkup. ] I happen to have a... let's just say a friend of a friend who has certain dietary needs that I can't help with.

[ Dexter just sometimes seems insincere, not monstrous, like a bad note played accidentally. It comes off as socially inept, or maybe just slow, which is harmless enough, and a better impression to give than serial killer, all things told. ]

I could bring a sample of our house special, see how your friend of a friend likes it?

[ That makes the smile freeze on Benny's face, because it's been a few days. In short, he's hungry... but he's sure he can keep it together even at the sight of blood bags on ice. He's not in such a bad state yet. ]

I think I got a cooler kickin' around here somewhere. Bring it 'round when you're ready for pickup.

Your room, right?

[ Delivering blood to people's rooms on a ship full of vampires this is probably not actually a bright idea is it. ]

I'll be there in ten.

[ Benny gives Dexter a look. You know the one. ]

...Naw, mate. The kitchen. I'll send you the location.

[ AND YEAH, that does seem like a terrible, very bad idea. Good way to get bit, boy. ]

[ He is smarter than that, he has a knife and horse tranquiliser. That'd work, right?

No but he likes killing things ~~misses killing things~~ and if it came down to it, claiming it was self defense is a great way out. ]

The kitchen, even better.

[ Makes sense. A vampire is a killer, Dexter's MO is to kill killers... and Benny hasn't always been this cute and cuddly. He may value human life, but turning over a new leaf doesn't absolve him of all his past sins.

Problem is, Dexter probably wasn't counting on a vampire who has legitimately been fighting for his life at any moment in Purgatory for the last 50 years. He's hardly a slouch in that department. ]

See you in 10.

[ Dexter is an opportunist only when the situation demands it. He's more than happy just getting the lay of the land, and not having his neck chewed off, thank you very much. When he arrives, he's buttoned up his shirt right to the top - protective, right? - and he carries a big white organ transfer box.

There's a needle in his back pocket, and a knife in the other, but he has a few other medical supplies if he needs them. Dexter sets up in the kitchen, checking the temperature on the edge of the box and keeping an eye on the door. ]

[ Dexter spends some time in close proximity of gumbo that smells like heaven for a few minutes before a voice can be heard from the other side of a door: ]

-- Now you're a real puzzle, ain't no doubt.

[ In enters Benny, clad in his given uniform, only with the sleeves rolled up and a white apron tied around his waist and looking entirely too small on his barrel-chested frame. ]

[ Dexter is definitely enjoying the smell. It's like being home, and puts a smile on his face despite his best efforts. When the chef steps up in his white apron, some of Dexter's preconceptions drift away in a heartbeat. Horrible, these vampires, trying to get to a man's heart through his stomach. ]

A puzzle?

[ Because see, that's an incredibly worrying thing to say to a serial killer, and he wants to know instantly what's puzzling about him. ]

[ Benny nods. A puzzle. But he brushes past without expanding on that, lifting the lid of a large pot and dipping a ladle into it to stir. ]

The hell am I supposed to make of you? You come here, carryin' synthetic blood by request -- an' you don't even know me.

I'm willing to bet you and I both know that this ship ain't just ferryin' livin', breathin' humans across the universe.

At least not only living, breathing human beings. Spending most of my time doing the night shifts to get away from my colleagues means I get to meet the ship's more interesting customers. And then serve them their late night snacks.

[ He reaches up, rubbing his right eye. ]

I'm just the blood guy. Literally, it turns out.

And you ain't concerned that in all that deliverin', you won't find yourself on the menu?

[ Benny aims a broadening smile over his shoulder at the lab technician. His nonchalance is interesting... and reminds him a bit of a certain hunter. Only nerdier. ]

No offense, but I dunno if that means you're stupid or suicidal.

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I don't think I'd be that tasty. All that greasy Miami cooking.

[ It's so casual, the way he brushes it off, with a great big fake smile. ]

Besides, anyone who goes eating the delivery guy is missing the real trick.

[ Benny turns around, advances on Dexter and immediately crowds into his space. You know what? He takes that back. Dexter has the calm confidence of something else entirely, something unlike Dean. It kind of reminds him of himself. Now that is strange. ]

Alright. Clearly this ain't your first rodeo. [ The self proclaimed 'blood guy', so comfortable with what most humans would disbelieve or shrink away from if they knew what was better for them. ]

...So what's the trick?

[ Dexter doesn't lean back in like a monster filling up the remaining space, but his mental black wings rustle, unfolding about him. He meets the other man's gaze. Not challenging, just looking. Not standing his ground, but not quivering in surrender, either. He's confident just where he is, in his own skin, no more defiant--just existing.

His thumb slides over the plunger of the syringe, but it's barely there before his hand obscures it, sliding it into his palm. He can recognise a bluff, but he can't barter on that alone; you only live once. ]

I'm one of the few people who knows how the machine works, which means I can refine the process. Choose a blood type, vary the ratio of red, white and plasma--personalise it, then replicate it time and time again.

[ That either means this man here ain't a man... or he's a hunter. Or as near to one as Benny can see. Crazy 'n stupid could fit too, but all in all Dexter's proving himself to be quite an interesting find. A find that also seems to have one hell of a talent for slight of hand, although Benny sure as hell couldn't catch sight of what he just palmed.

Or maybe lack of blood is making him jumpy. ]

And that all means what exactly?

[ Benny drawls, not following much of that technical mumbo-jumbo except he can kinda-sorta piece some of it together... enough at least to ask after he cocks his head to a slight angle: ]

You mean if someone were to want a servin' of AB Negative, you're one of the only ones on this rig who can whip up a batch?

Uh huh. And you can have it reduced with a splash of Tabasco sauce, if that's how you like it. Warm, cold, with a straw and a cocktail umbrella - whatever you like.

[ He angles his head back toward the table. Benny is still looming. ]

I brought you a variety. For your friend.

[ He knows it's not for a friend. ]

[ A smile slowly returns to Benny's face, nodding as he steps away and toward the table, dropping a container of gumbo on it. He got what he wanted out of this test -- Dexter doesn't budge and likewise doesn't seem all too concerned about his humanity when faced with a vamp. And he's human. Benny can tell his own kind at a glance, and Dexter is certainly ranked among them. ]

My friend is much obliged.

[ Benny's dealt with the black market before. Hell, it was the only way he was able to get his hands on what he needed for survival without taking it from the living. He paid good money for donated blood, had to considering it wasn't donated to him. But these interactions were all the same. He was buying for a friend, and the seller would be skeptical and sell anyway. ]

So what do you get out of it? What, you keep the beasties well fed as your part of maintainin' the peace on this craft? Or is there something you're lookin' for in return?

Other than the gumbo?

[ Dexter offers a smile, pushing the container over toward Benny. ]

It's not really about maintaining the peace. I didn't sign up for security, which might surprise anyone who knew how many times Tyke called me every month. [ Maybe a little bit too much information. ] I'm a doctor. Nutritional requirements have medical consequences, which means it's in my best interest to make sure my potential patients are all healthy.

[ He's bullshitting a little bit, playing the caring MO, when actually he's poking around to see if anyone is dangerous enough that he should be taking them out. ]

Not all the vamps here are the same.

action; so late sry ;;

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