Dexter Morgan (
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002: video;
I don't really enjoy making these recordings so I'll try and be brief. While things are slow in medbay - and I know I'm probably jinxing it by saying that - I want to remind people that we're open for run of the mill check ups, consultations on existing ailments, examining any strange itches or lumps, help with nutrition or sleeping problems--anything you need. We've seen it all before.
For those of you who frequently put yourselves at risk, the medbay really works better when we have stock of your own blood available, which means coming in and getting it drawn. We have synthetic blood, and all sorts of injections and tablets that can improve the capacity of blood production, but nothing is better than getting your own blood back when you get injured. It's especially important in the case of gunshot wounds where you lose a lot of fluids much too quickly.
And uh, finally... [ Dexter scratches his nose. ] If you have any odd nutritional needs, it'd be better if we could discuss them now rather than have to pick up the bodies later. Medbay can help, just give us a call. I promise we'll be one hundred percent discreet, no matter what.
Oh-- [ Not quite done yet, okay. ] Does anyone know how to make bear claws? Jelly filled donuts? I owe someone an apology, and baked goods have always been the way to go.
For those of you who frequently put yourselves at risk, the medbay really works better when we have stock of your own blood available, which means coming in and getting it drawn. We have synthetic blood, and all sorts of injections and tablets that can improve the capacity of blood production, but nothing is better than getting your own blood back when you get injured. It's especially important in the case of gunshot wounds where you lose a lot of fluids much too quickly.
And uh, finally... [ Dexter scratches his nose. ] If you have any odd nutritional needs, it'd be better if we could discuss them now rather than have to pick up the bodies later. Medbay can help, just give us a call. I promise we'll be one hundred percent discreet, no matter what.
Oh-- [ Not quite done yet, okay. ] Does anyone know how to make bear claws? Jelly filled donuts? I owe someone an apology, and baked goods have always been the way to go.
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The hell am I supposed to make of you? You come here, carryin' synthetic blood by request -- an' you don't even know me.
I'm willing to bet you and I both know that this ship ain't just ferryin' livin', breathin' humans across the universe.
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[ He reaches up, rubbing his right eye. ]
I'm just the blood guy. Literally, it turns out.
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[ Benny aims a broadening smile over his shoulder at the lab technician. His nonchalance is interesting... and reminds him a bit of a certain hunter. Only nerdier. ]
No offense, but I dunno if that means you're stupid or suicidal.
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[ It's so casual, the way he brushes it off, with a great big fake smile. ]
Besides, anyone who goes eating the delivery guy is missing the real trick.
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Alright. Clearly this ain't your first rodeo. [ The self proclaimed 'blood guy', so comfortable with what most humans would disbelieve or shrink away from if they knew what was better for them. ]
...So what's the trick?
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His thumb slides over the plunger of the syringe, but it's barely there before his hand obscures it, sliding it into his palm. He can recognise a bluff, but he can't barter on that alone; you only live once. ]
I'm one of the few people who knows how the machine works, which means I can refine the process. Choose a blood type, vary the ratio of red, white and plasma--personalise it, then replicate it time and time again.
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Or maybe lack of blood is making him jumpy. ]
And that all means what exactly?
[ Benny drawls, not following much of that technical mumbo-jumbo except he can kinda-sorta piece some of it together... enough at least to ask after he cocks his head to a slight angle: ]
You mean if someone were to want a servin' of AB Negative, you're one of the only ones on this rig who can whip up a batch?
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[ He angles his head back toward the table. Benny is still looming. ]
I brought you a variety. For your friend.
[ He knows it's not for a friend. ]
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My friend is much obliged.
[ Benny's dealt with the black market before. Hell, it was the only way he was able to get his hands on what he needed for survival without taking it from the living. He paid good money for donated blood, had to considering it wasn't donated to him. But these interactions were all the same. He was buying for a friend, and the seller would be skeptical and sell anyway. ]
So what do you get out of it? What, you keep the beasties well fed as your part of maintainin' the peace on this craft? Or is there something you're lookin' for in return?
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[ Dexter offers a smile, pushing the container over toward Benny. ]
It's not really about maintaining the peace. I didn't sign up for security, which might surprise anyone who knew how many times Tyke called me every month. [ Maybe a little bit too much information. ] I'm a doctor. Nutritional requirements have medical consequences, which means it's in my best interest to make sure my potential patients are all healthy.
[ He's bullshitting a little bit, playing the caring MO, when actually he's poking around to see if anyone is dangerous enough that he should be taking them out. ]
Not all the vamps here are the same.
action; so late sry ;;
And what would you know about vampires?
[ Here Benny thought that the medical profession only concerned itself with the living... not so much the dead except in opening them up to find out what went wrong. Benny's less than comfortable with that idea, though... and no less skeptical about a doctor who concerns himself with the well-being of monsters. ]