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[throwsdown]

[Takeshi is near the front doors of the oxygen gardens, because some people would totally have a heatherfit if he were far off in the halls. Which he was, but shhh, we don't need to let Ned or Heather know that.]


Don't fight!!

Don't fight each other, there are real monsters to fight--don't fight pirates! Pirates, please don't fight, too! --why are we all not getting along? There are scary things we can stop together; we can give each other stuff. We can be really smart and not hurt each other!

[Huff--this is hopeless, but he hates how scared or angry people are. And if not those two, then too willing to fight people who could have easily been with them.

Hitting someone who hurts your friends, he gets. Hitting a monster, he gets.

But--when did it end up where you're enemies just because?]

I saw some of the pirates. They talked to me before. They talked to you, too! Some might be bad, but maybe they're not bad; maybe they're just playing the game, and they're scared of losing. They're just trying to get their points so they don't die. [What, that makes total sense. To him it does, anyway.]

I--maybe I can talk to them. Maybe we can talk and make this better. People're getting hurt.

And stealing is wrong. Stop stealing from us! Stop shooting stuff! Why're we fighting if we don't got any reason to fight? We're not monsters. Nobody's monsters. Why are we fighting when we're all not monsters??

....

We're all just people... 

... I don't get it...

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[voice]

[throwsdown]

But there's other people gonna die...

If they were in the pods they would be our friends. How come pods make things different? It's not right...

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Wwhat are you, twwo? They're completely fuckin' separate from us. They attacked us, an' they didn't get sucked into this univverse like wwe did. An' pirates make bad friends anywway.

[voice]

[throwsdown]

I'm not two! I think I'm older than two.

Maybe they think we're not stuck. Maybe they think we like to lie...

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

One look at us an' it should be abundantly fuckin' clear that wwe're not lyin' about anythin'. Also howw do you not knoww howw old you are?

[voice]

[throwsdown]

I don't know--should I know?

I can't remember. How would you... know?

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

...You'd knoww by howw many swweeps - uuhh, years - you'vve been alivve.

[voice]

[throwsdown]

... How do you know years? How can I tell how many?

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

Uhhhh....

I dunno, by howw many wwrigglin' days you'vve had, I guess?

Or... anythin' that happens just once a sww- once a year.

[voice]

[throwsdown]

Oh... I dunno. I don't know how many days. I just learned how to count high!

Someone said I can be five if I want to; that's when kids go to school.

Can I still be five?

[voice]

[uncodlyawwesome]

....I guess? Not like anybody but you is gonna need'a keep track'a it, I suppose.

[voice]

[throwsdown]

... I guess... I'll be five! I guess so!

Can I decide when I'm a grown up, too??