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ataraxion2011-12-08 04:56 pm
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[ TEXT ] in which cambridge makes a polite enquiry about her location
[ Hello, fellow crewmembers. If your device wasn’t on before IT CERTAINLY IS NOW! Cambridge - still nursing the mental wound of her power being so rudely culled and currently feeling obnoxiously disorientated - technopathically shoves a text transmission your way: ]
if somebody doesn't tell me exactly where the fuck I am then I am airlocking the whole bloody ship so help me god.
[ An idle threat, don’t you worry. If she had been at full strength then she might have attempted to slip her way through the ship’s systems but as it is she can barely switch a light off, let alone override the hundreds of security precautions that would undoubtedly stand between her and an airlock. Still, the impulse behind the threat is very real: uncertainty and fear mingled with a desperation to check that she wasn’t going mad and dreaming this all... ]
unless this is some hideously unfunny prank in which case you can all go to hell.
bad form, you bastards.
if somebody doesn't tell me exactly where the fuck I am then I am airlocking the whole bloody ship so help me god.
[ An idle threat, don’t you worry. If she had been at full strength then she might have attempted to slip her way through the ship’s systems but as it is she can barely switch a light off, let alone override the hundreds of security precautions that would undoubtedly stand between her and an airlock. Still, the impulse behind the threat is very real: uncertainty and fear mingled with a desperation to check that she wasn’t going mad and dreaming this all... ]
unless this is some hideously unfunny prank in which case you can all go to hell.
bad form, you bastards.
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[ Oxford's smile is becoming a little broader, more genuine. Perhaps a little familiar, Cambridge, in the way it curves just a little more to one side? ]
Something the matter? Ah, nothing really. [ AGONY, ACTUALLY ] Just a headache, I've never particularly enjoyed enclosed spaces like these. I find the concept of being surrounded by endless space also a little unnerving, but there's nothing to be done about that.
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Just think, a ship like this has the peculiar qualities of being both an incredibly limited space on the inside and a practically infinite one on the outside. [ A little cruel, talk like this. She watches him carefully. ] Claustrophobic, are you?
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A very comforting and soothing thought, thank you kindly for that. No doubt I shall sleep easier tonight. [ The sarcasm isn't too stressed, dry and unwilling to play along too much. ] Somewhat, yes.
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Oh, you poor dear. [ sympathy present in her voice: nil. ] I recommend you get terribly drunk in an attempt to forget all about your crippling phobia.
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[ Oh hello, is that a flask of scotch he just raised? Why, yes it is! To punctuate this, he takes a healthy swig of it, though not before tipping it towards the camera in a silent toast. ]
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I don't suppose you smoke at all?
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